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T/F: There should be a fart fan in every room of the house

Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:43 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10615 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:43 pm
I say true. There should be a vent in every room, and it should be wired to the light switch so it automatically comes on when you enter a room and turn the lights on.

This would keep every room in the house smelling good.

Dirty laundry? No problem.
It wouldn’t stink because the smell would get sucked away.

Full trash bag that’s been sitting for a while? No problem.

Stinky tennis shoes? No problem.

Dirty toilet? No problem
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139001 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:44 pm to
Just quit being nasty
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
30609 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:47 pm to
It is like the Taco Bell threads, so many baws here seem to have terrible gastrointestinal issues.
Posted by RaginCajunz
Member since Mar 2009
7219 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:48 pm to
Maybe go live outside? I don't want a machine sucking all of my AC'd air out of every room I'm in.
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
Here
Member since Jan 2011
72239 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:48 pm to
frick the air conditioner!
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:49 pm to
12 years on this site and these shitty threads are all you can come up with?
Posted by Bamawaterfowl
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2017
980 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:50 pm to
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10615 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:52 pm to
quote:

12 years on this site and these shitty threads are all you can come up with?


Have you ever made a non-shitty thread?
Posted by leftyloosey
Member since Jan 2022
574 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:55 pm to
Or you could clean your toilet, empty your trash, and lose some weight fatty.
Posted by kjp811
Denver, CO
Member since Apr 2017
1116 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:55 pm to
First off. Dumb idea.

Secondly, here in the great dry west, whole house fans are popular and could suck a fart out of the house in 3 seconds.
Posted by Good Old Baw
Member since Jan 2015
194 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 2:56 pm to
I love farts
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 3:14 pm to
quote:

Have you ever made a non-shitty thread?


Unlike you, yes.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10615 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 5:53 pm to
Maybe the constant humming of vents all over the house would get annoying lol
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 6:19 pm to
quote:

12 years on this site


frick..I've been here for too long
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 6:22 pm to
quote:

It is like the Taco Bell threads, so many baws here seem to have terrible gastrointestinal issues.


I had chicken gizzards, shrimp ramen, and mutton for lunch.
This post was edited on 3/4/22 at 6:23 pm
Posted by bayourougebengal
Member since Mar 2008
7236 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 7:33 pm to
This makes me think about growing up with an attic fan
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
72790 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:16 pm to
Lowes' appliance section should pilot this idea.
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
12712 posts
Posted on 3/4/22 at 8:29 pm to
So like an air purifier?
Posted by ewilliams000
Castor Springs
Member since Feb 2012
1997 posts
Posted on 3/5/22 at 7:48 am to
Most people enjoy smelling their own farts. This would be a waste of electricity.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23174 posts
Posted on 3/5/22 at 8:13 am to
Do your laundry, take out the trash, wash your feet, and clean the toilet. Much cheaper than installing a fan.
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