Started By
Message
locked post

Swiss Coffee Shop to offer oral sex with robots

Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:30 pm
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74546 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:30 pm
A coffee shop that is set open in Switzerland where customers can receive oral sex while they drink is considering using robots rather than real-life prostitutes.

The outlet, which is due to be up and running in Geneva by the end of the year, was due to see men order a coffee before choosing their prostitute on an iPad.

Patrons would pay more than £40 for the hot drink and sex act, according to the firm Facegirl, which is modelling the idea on similar establishments in Thailand.



LINK
Posted by ProjectP2294
West St. Louis County
Member since May 2007
79620 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:32 pm to
How does one perform oral sex on a robot? Because I'm certain that something without a mouth cannot perform oral sex on a human.
Posted by IIxxBREADxxII
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2011
9781 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:32 pm to
It's happening
Posted by Tiger in NY
Neptune Beach, FL
Member since Sep 2003
31666 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:33 pm to
Manual sex is more like it, not oral
Posted by PairofDucks
Member since Jul 2016
4992 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

the idea on similar establishments in Thailand.


Lady boy robots?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74546 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

Because I'm certain that something without a mouth cannot perform oral sex on a human.




I'm pretty sure for $2,400 a pop these sex robots will come with a fully functional mouth.
Posted by ProjectP2294
West St. Louis County
Member since May 2007
79620 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

I'm pretty sure for $2,400 a pop these sex robots will come with a fully functional mouth.


hole in a machine =/= mouth
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19946 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:38 pm to
this place will go out of business quickly. if i'm paying that much, i want to suck a real dick, not a robot dick.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11635 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:39 pm to
Ok, I laughed.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49197 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:39 pm to
Why would anyone want head from a robot? Better yet, how can a robot even give head?

I'd much rather a Swiss prostitute.

Although, I wouldn't ask for extra creamer. :rimshot:
This post was edited on 11/2/16 at 12:45 pm
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
25239 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:39 pm to
About damn time

Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:40 pm to
Well, we've made it. 2016 will go down as the year we entered Idiocracy.

Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49197 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:43 pm to
That was one of the first things I thought of.

It feels like each year we inch closer to making that movie reality.
Posted by Tom Servo
Member since Aug 2009
587 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:43 pm to
Hope they don't use the same batteries as the Galaxy Note.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
17105 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:57 pm to
Would not want risk catching a computer virus. My hard drive works just fine.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
157266 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

was due to see men

Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 1:04 pm to
do I have to get coffee?
Posted by ksdolfan
Houma, La.
Member since Sep 2007
1703 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 2:11 pm to
maybe it's the Fembots from Austin Powers
Posted by TigerBuddha
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2016
139 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 2:14 pm to
coffee amkes your splooge smell and taste funny, from what i heard from multiple sources
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49197 posts
Posted on 11/2/16 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

from what i heard from multiple sources
Why would your mom and sister be talking to you about those things? I'll have to have a talk with them. Sorry.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram