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Succinctly characterize your most treacherous lover
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:58 pm
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:58 pm
She loved men the way a cat loves mice.
Yours?
Yours?
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Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:00 pm to Mars duMorgue
She demanded I pretend rape her every night and eventually left me for her professor whom she married.
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:01 pm to Mars duMorgue
Da fuq?
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:02 pm to Mars duMorgue
She sucked dick like a homeless man shakes his change cup
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:04 pm to Mars duMorgue
still calling me 8 years after she left me for another guy
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:04 pm to Mars duMorgue
Her nickname was Maggie. As in the he baby on the Simpsons . Always needing a noonie in her mouth.
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:08 pm to Mars duMorgue
myself.
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:09 pm to Mars duMorgue
She was an 18 year old cougar.
Complete dead frick.
Complete dead frick.
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:14 pm to Mars duMorgue
She was horribly insecure about her sizable labia, which was a huge positive for me but not unchanged by positive comments thereabout.
Also I believe she was insane/bipolar/whatever, a condition for which she was medicated with only inconsistent effectiveness.
Also I believe she was insane/bipolar/whatever, a condition for which she was medicated with only inconsistent effectiveness.
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:32 pm to Mars duMorgue
Bipolar with genius-level intelligence. A frightening combination.
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:36 pm to Mars duMorgue
"Very Treacherous."
Succinct enough?
Succinct enough?
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:37 pm to X123F45
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She was an 18 year old cougar
That does not meet definition. I assume you mean an 18 year old single mother or young slut
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:40 pm to Mars duMorgue
She had the steely resolve of a Mossad agent, to this day I know not was the truth or what was a lie.
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:43 pm to Mars duMorgue
She had the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:49 pm to Mars duMorgue
I don't frick women I don't trust as a general rule
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:50 pm to Mars duMorgue
Even though she had crazy eyes, when she cast her gaze upon my johnson, steamy hot magic would inevitably ensue.
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:52 pm to Havoc
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Also I believe she was insane/bipolar/whatever, a condition for which she was medicated with only inconsistent effectiveness.
whatever is a broad brush.
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:55 pm to CelticDog
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quote:
Also I believe she was insane/bipolar/whatever, a condition for which she was medicated with only inconsistent effectiveness.
whatever is a broad brush.
Not such a broad brush when you're living it. You obviously have not.
Posted on 4/16/16 at 11:55 pm to Havoc
My last incarnation of an S/O was bipolar. It was heaven, it was hell
Posted on 4/17/16 at 12:01 am to Mars duMorgue
Every BJ was given as if that was the last thing she was ever going to put in her mouth.
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