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re: Succinctly characterize your most treacherous lover
Posted on 4/17/16 at 12:02 am to RogerTheShrubber
Posted on 4/17/16 at 12:02 am to RogerTheShrubber
quote:One moment laughing at your jokes whole heatedly and praising your worth and the next being a real bitch and belittling you?
My last incarnation of an S/O was bipolar. It was heaven, it was hell
When your relationship becomes a golf analogy, and you're not that great at golf, time to go. Nice long drive, fricking 4 putt. Great approach shot, flub the chip across the green, etc.
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Posted on 4/17/16 at 12:03 am to Havoc
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One moment laughing at your jokes whole heatedly and praising your worth and the next being a real bitch and belittling you?
I had to take several $80 cab rides from parties after she went nuts, took the car and drove home. She was so good looking though. Looked like Xena.
This post was edited on 4/17/16 at 12:04 am
Posted on 4/17/16 at 12:09 am to Mars duMorgue
She was the first and she swallowed. Like a hole in one your first round, it was never quite as good.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 12:15 am to SG_Geaux
quote:Worth a mountain of gold.
Every BJ was given as if that was the last thing she was ever going to put in her mouth.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 12:18 am to RogerTheShrubber
quote:Bringing her to an office party and she looks so hot, Aniston-like, great rack and tight body, then she makes a stupid off-color joke to the company president and sorta ridicules you in the aftermath.
I had to take several $80 cab rides from parties after she went nuts, took the car and drove home. She was so good looking though. Looked like Xena.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 12:29 am to Jim Rockford
quote:
Bipolar with genius-level intelligence. A frightening combination.
/seconds
Posted on 4/17/16 at 12:32 am to lsualum01
quote:
That does not meet definition. I assume you mean an 18 year old single mother or young slut
No.
I mean she was a cougar at 18.
She was drop dead sexy and she had the confidence of a woman over twice her age. She wielded a power well beyond her years.
Alas, the advertisement was infinitely better than the product.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 12:35 am to Havoc
quote:
One moment laughing at your jokes whole heatedly and praising your worth and the next being a real bitch and belittling you?
Oh shite, is my SO bi-polar?
Posted on 4/17/16 at 9:59 am to Mars duMorgue
Yearning
Open
Unapologetic
Randy
Moving
Opportunistic
Motherfricker
*edited for autocorrect issue
Open
Unapologetic
Randy
Moving
Opportunistic
Motherfricker
*edited for autocorrect issue
This post was edited on 4/17/16 at 10:23 am
Posted on 4/17/16 at 10:08 am to Mars duMorgue
She was Like a bag of M&M,s Melts in her mouth and not in her hands.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 10:18 am to ThinePreparedAni
quote:Not a word.
Redicent
And "reticent" means shy or withdrawn.
How about replacing it with "Randy" or "Ribald"?
Points given for the attempt but spell check much, brah?
Posted on 4/17/16 at 10:24 am to soccerfüt
Noted
I am cooking this AM and fricking around
Did not pull off complete execution as planned
I am cooking this AM and fricking around
Did not pull off complete execution as planned
Posted on 4/17/16 at 10:26 am to Mars duMorgue
Recently got together with a bartender I hadn't seen or had contact with after a nasty falling out we had 6 months ago. In spite of the fact that she now has a BF, things were going pretty good to the point where we were hanging out after her shift and pretty much making out in the parking lot. A lot of "I love you" and "I've missed you" on her part. We left with me believing I was taking her to Jazz Fest next weekend.
Wednesday, I find out that I'm banned from the place she works. Completely blindsided. No particular reason, just that she has an "issue" with me.
Total schizo. It hurts, but I'm kind of feeling like I may have dodged a .44 slug.
Wednesday, I find out that I'm banned from the place she works. Completely blindsided. No particular reason, just that she has an "issue" with me.
Total schizo. It hurts, but I'm kind of feeling like I may have dodged a .44 slug.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 10:37 am to Godfather1
Yikes, sounds like she told BF about you.He probably roughed her up and she told everyone you did it.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 10:44 am to Mars duMorgue
She was 'always down', just like shake machine at McDonald's.
Likely 'billions served', too.
She kept her vows like the Browns keep quarterbacks.
Likely 'billions served', too.
She kept her vows like the Browns keep quarterbacks.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 10:44 am to rantfan
quote:
He probably roughed her up and she told everyone you did it.
Don't know about all that, but my friends seem to think that the BF must've gotten involved somehow.
She was a little bit drunk when we parted...enough so that I was pleading with her to let me put her in a cab, to no avail. My guess is that she woke up hungover and feeling guilty and just decided that the best way for this not to happen again was to just be rid of me. I still haven't heard from her, so this is all guesswork.
Needless to say, I won't be taking her to see Steely Dan Friday.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 11:30 am to Mars duMorgue
Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Posted on 4/17/16 at 11:41 am to ThinePreparedAni
quote:
Did not pull off complete execution as planned
And this is why she left you.
Posted on 4/17/16 at 11:48 am to Mars duMorgue
quote:
Succinctly characterize your most treacherous lover
Wife
Posted on 4/17/16 at 11:55 am to Mars duMorgue
witchcraft
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