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Posted on 1/9/23 at 12:08 pm to sidewalkside
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spoken like a true InCel. just don't do it. Go find a person who is not required to serve you to keep their job
Oh sweet Jesus look at this pussy. Now flirting with a waitress is some kind of off limits power dynamic like Vince McMahon fricking his secretaries?
Posted on 1/9/23 at 12:08 pm to BabyTac
I had some success with a bartender once. This was after we'd known each other a while and she'd seen other girls go home with me. It wasn't like I dropped in after work one day and she smiled and I was like, 'hurr, durr, wanna go on a date.'
Posted on 1/9/23 at 12:11 pm to Weekend Warrior79
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Hooters
(throwing forks down to watch them pick them up)
Dang, I've been doing Hooters wrong.
Posted on 1/9/23 at 12:12 pm to Gee Grenouille
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And the OT is now entitled to hear it.
^What he said.
Posted on 1/9/23 at 12:17 pm to Displaced
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Never a waitress or bartender, but about 10 years ago, I did successfully bed the crazy chick who used to cut my hair.
(Subtle brag about not being totally bald)
Posted on 1/9/23 at 12:30 pm to boosiebadazz
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then almost killed me and my buddy the next day but that’s another story.
Posted on 1/9/23 at 12:33 pm to Gee Grenouille
We were in Houston for LSU- Wisconsin and we’re at a bar before heading to the stadium. My buddy and I were boozing pretty good but this girl was nursing a beer. She offered to bring us to the stadium so we didn’t have to mess with an Uber. We agreed because it was more convenient and she had just the one beer.
Oh my god, this bitch starts weaving in and out of Houston traffic like she’s Mario Andretti. I’m sitting front passenger and my friend is back driver so we can make eye contact and we’re both terrified.
This goes on for like 10-15 minutes and when she finally obeys a red light and stops for a minute, we both tell her we're getting out here and jump out the car. We walked like 8 blocks to the stadium but at least I’m still alive.
Oh my god, this bitch starts weaving in and out of Houston traffic like she’s Mario Andretti. I’m sitting front passenger and my friend is back driver so we can make eye contact and we’re both terrified.
This goes on for like 10-15 minutes and when she finally obeys a red light and stops for a minute, we both tell her we're getting out here and jump out the car. We walked like 8 blocks to the stadium but at least I’m still alive.
This post was edited on 1/9/23 at 12:35 pm
Posted on 1/9/23 at 12:35 pm to Powerman
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Bartenders tend to choose the guys they want to be with
No point in flirting with them. If they're interested they'll let it be known
If anything you'd do better to not show interest
this is pretty good advice. the worst thing you can do is make it look like you're actually hitting on them. i'm married now, but i had some success with bartenders and waitresses back in the day. self-deprecating humor is usually a winner. if she's interested, she'll let you know. she'll find a reason to put her number in your phone or to make sure you find each other on social media. she may even write her number on your receipt without you asking (that actually only happened to me once or twice). bottom line - it has to be natural.
and do not, whatever you do, under ANY circumstances, give a stupidly large tip.
Posted on 1/9/23 at 12:43 pm to BabyTac
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anyone had success hitting on and eventually hooking up with a waitress or bartender as a customer
tons
but it was in my late 20s when i was surrounded by idiots, when i was the successful/non idiot of my group most of the time
Posted on 1/9/23 at 12:49 pm to YumYum Sauce
It is not easy but the key is having a two waitresses at least and have them come over to your house with a friend and you have some friends there. Then you go for it.
Posted on 1/9/23 at 12:51 pm to BabyTac
My exwife was a bartender.
Somebody had success with her.
All I got.
Somebody had success with her.
All I got.
Posted on 1/9/23 at 12:52 pm to BabyTac
Being a regular decent tipper helps. Most of these people like to party or hoping for a sugar daddy. Sadly, the comment of having blow is accurate.
This post was edited on 1/9/23 at 12:53 pm
Posted on 1/9/23 at 12:53 pm to BabyTac
I don't hit on people who work for tips.
They want the tip but the one that smells like $$$$.
They want the tip but the one that smells like $$$$.
Posted on 1/9/23 at 12:56 pm to BabyTac
Grab a sugar packet, tap her on the shoulder as she walks by, and say, “excuse me sugar, you dropped your name tag.” Panties get moist. 
This post was edited on 1/9/23 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 1/9/23 at 1:08 pm to BabyTac
Yes. If you post the story of how it happened ranters cry "I ain't readin all of that" or " yea,right.sure you did" so why bother. Successful for one night stands,successful for a couple of months,the longest was about a year,she went moved to work cruise ships
Posted on 1/9/23 at 1:52 pm to BabyTac
Unless she is drunk at some bar, does "hitting on" a female ever work?
Posted on 1/9/23 at 1:53 pm to BabyTac
I went home with a bartender one night after a long night of drinking. Wasn't one of my prouder moments but it is what it is.
Posted on 1/9/23 at 2:09 pm to BabyTac
Well its definetely easier if you work there too. I met a bartender at a resort town in Cali, I ended up living with her for the rest of the summer.
Posted on 1/9/23 at 2:12 pm to BabyTac
quote:group in hair stylists and i'm 1 for 1!
Success hitting on a waitress or bartender while they’re working?
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