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CharlesLSU
LSU Fan
Member since Jan 2007
28676 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
When you receive that fricking AARP membership form with your name on it.

frick those discounts. I threw that shite away!


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cypresstiger
LSU Fan
The South
Member since Aug 2008
5756 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
Somebody sits you down next to a cake, they put a pointy hat on your head, and for some reason they sing “Happy Birthday”.

Then You drop your first bite of cake into your lap, but you don’t notice.


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mays
LSU Fan
Member since Jul 2018
760 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
Looking up business hours so I can be there “when they open”

Being an early bird and hearing that my night owl friends now sleep when I do.

The dinner time creep. Yeah, 7:30 is good...can we do 6:30? Meet me at 5:45... Realizing others are eating a late lunch.


BoogaBear
LSU Fan
Member since Jul 2013
3774 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
Dog got out, had to climb/jump fence to go him. Mulled it over, went and got the ladder

I get excited about the weekly publix ad.

I love going to check the mail. I never get anything but junk and bills but I still get excited.


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Havoc
LSU Fan
Member since Nov 2015
12812 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
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Seeing New Orleans as a "shithole".

It isn’t?


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Shanegolang
LSU Fan
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
784 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
My race becoming more and more a minority.


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Ric Flair
LSU Fan
Charlotte
Member since Oct 2005
11898 posts
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re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
Sign at the gas station saying “you must be born by this date in 2000 to purchase alcohol”.

Seeing Joe Horn and Patrick Surtain’s kids get drafted back to back.


Hook Em Horns
Texas Fan
350000 posts
Member since Sep 2010
13762 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
Playing Oregon trail as a kid in school.

I remember getting the very first Nintendo from Santa.


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SquatchDawg
Georgia Fan
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
9925 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
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Hair starts growing everywhere


Except the top of your head.


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ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
5591 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
Wondering where you parked when exiting the store.


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Stealth Matrix
UNO Fan
Member since Aug 2019
2580 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
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- Hit music from your formative years is now used as ambient background noise for grocery stores


Piano versions of the hit music are played as light listening in restaurants


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Mafru1984
Member since Jun 2017
506 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
Making sex noise trying to get out the bed!??


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Tiger in the Sticks
LSU Fan
Comeaux
Member since Jan 2007
667 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
Dinner with ambience=Cracker Barrel’s fireplace.


Wiseguy
LSU Fan
Member since Mar 2020
926 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
I feel personally attacked in this thread. Screw all you guys!


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LRB1967
Auburn Fan
Member since Dec 2020
478 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
You remember when there were four TV channels in black and white.


Willie Stroker
US Space Force Fan
Member since Sep 2008
7948 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
One day I was wearing some navy colored slacks. I noticed a gray pube had weaved its way through the cloth.

I was alarmed. It looked like a fuse. I didn’t know whether I should pluck it or light it.


Willie Stroker
US Space Force Fan
Member since Sep 2008
7948 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
A couple of years ago I used to keep my cell phone on vibrate and kept it in my back pocket. Whenever i felt it vibrate, I would pull it out and answer.

One day I’m in a meeting and feel my chair vibrate. I reach back to pull out my phone and feel nothing but an empty pocket. I then notice my phone was on the table and there was no missed call.

Must have been a fart that I only felt due to the chair vibration.


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FinkyStinger
USA Fan
Georgia
Member since Jan 2009
1657 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
Getting the senior discount without having to ask.


Garfield
USA Fan
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7630 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
A couple years back at a parent teacher meeting the teacher mentioned a new student in my kid’s class and suggested we should meet their parents because they’re older parents like us.


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DomincDecoco
USA Fan
Death by Snu Snu
Member since Oct 2018
5338 posts

re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old
No longer get up thinking about sex and not stop until i fall asleep again

Gettin old frickin sucks


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