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re: Subtle signs that you are starting to get old

Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:02 pm to
Posted by TigerGrad2011
Member since Aug 2016
1578 posts
Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:02 pm to
While sitting on the shitter, my balls will sometimes take a dip to cool off.

Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45738 posts
Posted on 5/4/21 at 11:18 pm to
I now have three pairs of prescription glasses: readers, computer and driving. And I can’t wear progressives.

A tequila shot for ails ya has been replaced with a Dr. Google search and the industrial sized bottle of Aleve.

All aches and pains are thoroughly researched just be sure it’s not cancer or a heart attack.

Getting excited to go to bed early and dive into a good book.

Posted by lshuge
Member since Sep 2017
817 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 12:32 am to
Frequent bathroom trips in middle of the night.
Posted by GT3324
Northshore
Member since Jul 2015
468 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 5:48 am to
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We played on the same baseball team, had sleepovers,

That’s not creepy AF
Posted by GT3324
Northshore
Member since Jul 2015
468 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 6:00 am to
quote:

You remember when there were four TV channels in black and white

Going outside to point the antenna toward the city the tv signal was coming from
Posted by Bear88
Member since Oct 2014
13249 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 6:01 am to
quote:

While sitting on the shitter, my balls will sometimes take a dip to cool off.


Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
42689 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 6:02 am to
In bed at 8 o clock
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62805 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 6:04 am to
quote:

Frequent bathroom trips in middle of the night.

I would always go to bathroom in the middle of the night, until I got a CPAP.
Now, I never have to go while sleeping.
Posted by ApexTiger
cary nc
Member since Oct 2003
53774 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 6:41 am to
quote:

Highlight of your week is cutting your grass and grooming your yard for a sense of pride.


guilty
Posted by TheWiz
Third World, LA
Member since Aug 2007
11679 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 6:44 am to
Gray pubes
Posted by Screaming Viking
Member since Jul 2013
4466 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 7:04 am to
1 - Opening bars i used to close down. IE Day drinking is much more fun.
2 - went to a concert with the wife and had seats in the “club” section. Get there early to have a few drinks before the show started. The wife makes a comment about how old the crowd is......i replied, “we are that crowd.”
3 - duck hunting is still fun....but has become work.
4 - while house shopping I realized that my oldest will be heading off to college in a couple of years. Then took joy in telling both kids that the entire house becomes my naked room when they leave.
Posted by Python
Member since May 2008
6287 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 8:18 am to
quote:

didn’t know whether I should pluck it or light it.

Well?
Posted by LCBayou
Member since Oct 2016
543 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 9:01 am to
Thin skin. Everything you bump into leaves a bruise. A great week is when both arms are clear.
Posted by SteveLSU35
Shreveport
Member since Mar 2004
13970 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 9:03 am to
We have a face scanner for clocking in at work, and my beard is significantly grayer than in the beginning of the year.
Posted by GravelLotinCanada
Anywhere, Anytime
Member since Dec 2019
265 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 9:15 am to
Nose hairs growing faster, back aches more when doing things that shouldn’t cause any discomfort, seeing kids that were just babies start high school this year, wife taking weekend trips with our pool guy, taking a whole day to maybe a day and a half to recover from hangover when it used to be over by lunch. The usual stuff all y’all deal with. Getting old does suck.
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
8315 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 9:17 am to
Sitting at a bar with my good friend and buying his 21 year old a shot for his birthday that day made me feel ANCIENT
Posted by Trauma14
Member since Aug 2010
5816 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 9:24 am to
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Everyone looks 16yrs old



This is so true. I have a hard time telling the difference b/t college kids and high schoolers. Hell 30 year olds walking around look like high schoolers to me sometimes.
Posted by vodkacop
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2008
7855 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 8:18 pm to
Whenever you bend over and pick something up and your back goes out for 4 days
Posted by drake20
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2005
13123 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 8:22 pm to
I laughed so hard at “bought a bird feeder”.


...I want one.
Posted by calcotron
Member since Nov 2007
8294 posts
Posted on 5/5/21 at 9:44 pm to
I'm starving if I don't eat breakfast before 7.

I'm only holding out until 11 to eat lunch because I feel like that is the minimum time normal people should eat (I work from home, no one is looking but my wife, so why do I still wait?)

Dinner out with the wife is a reservation around 6, which is about as late as we can wait, and we're back before it's dark.

Bending or other normal movements may result in a fart escaping.

Old man noises when sitting down or standing up.

When we get donuts I don't eat near and many as I really want to. Stupid mature decisions.
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