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Posted on 5/3/21 at 7:45 pm to TulaneFan
Used to have cute, perky boobs. Now I need someone to hold them up so I can buckle my belt. 
Posted on 5/3/21 at 7:48 pm to ChenierauTigre
Posted on 5/3/21 at 7:49 pm to dakarx
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When you realize the first computer program you wrote was stored on punchcards
Ha - I made a career changing decision while taking a FORTRAN programming course at UAH in the 70s. The professor's assignment was semi-complex - my solution program required a box and a half of cards - each box contained 2,000 cards so I needed ~3,000 punch-cards. Numerous students showed up with their solutions in 50-100 cards that would fit in their shirt pocket. Based on that, I determined to pursue another major track.
Posted on 5/3/21 at 7:50 pm to TulaneFan
You go to see the new orthopedic surgeon for a knee injury and realize that you have tattoos that are older than he is.
Posted on 5/3/21 at 7:51 pm to TulaneFan
Thinking 40 yr olds are young & hot.
Posted on 5/3/21 at 7:52 pm to Ron Cheramie
quote:Go absolutely Churchill on their asses.
Ear hair is out of control
Never relent
Fight them on the beaches
Fight them in the hedge rows
Never surrender
NEVER!
Posted on 5/3/21 at 7:57 pm to TulaneFan
quote:
- Hit music from your formative years is now used as ambient background noise for grocery stores
I always chuckle when I hear Bizarre Love Triangle at the grocery store or mall. But the 80s did produce timeless music.
I read that we have soldiers in Afghanistan that weren’t even born yet on 9/11. That makes you feel a little old.
Posted on 5/3/21 at 7:57 pm to TulaneFan
I actually get hurt when doing something stupid these days.
Last year I jumped from the bed rail of a new f150 to the concrete in flip flops.
I legitimately thought I broke my back
It's like 5 ft and it nearly killed me.
20 year old my once jumped from the second floor of a plantation home and neither spilled his drink nor dropped his cigarette.
Last year I jumped from the bed rail of a new f150 to the concrete in flip flops.
I legitimately thought I broke my back
It's like 5 ft and it nearly killed me.
20 year old my once jumped from the second floor of a plantation home and neither spilled his drink nor dropped his cigarette.
Posted on 5/3/21 at 8:00 pm to TSmith
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Seeing New Orleans as a "shithole".
I just assumed that was a given dispite your age.
Posted on 5/3/21 at 8:05 pm to X123F45
Went to play some ball, and just tried to do a layup, a simple layup. No legs, nothing. I could still dribble, beat the defense, get a clear path to the basket. and just no lift....like all the lift was just sucked out of my legs. I could do most anything on the basketball court, but lol, I guess those days are gone...
Posted on 5/3/21 at 8:05 pm to Jim Rockford
quote:You have to know your limits and stay in your lane.
Flirting with a pretty girl and she thinks it's cute and nonthreatening instead of creepy
If you’re fiddy year-old Brad Pitt then maybe 25 year-olds are on the docket but for most of us the 2X + 10 year formula is (at minimum) a good rule.
There are not many better feelings than the unexpected tug on your bait by an appreciably younger woman when you’re a late middle-ager.
Posted on 5/3/21 at 8:06 pm to TulaneFan
Hidden tube of Preparation H in the corner of your medicine cabinet...like some random hot chick will come and find it and you’d be embarrassed.
Posted on 5/3/21 at 8:09 pm to soccerfüt
That unexpected tug is on your wallet.
Posted on 5/3/21 at 8:33 pm to ChenierauTigre
When you have no idea who some of the people in pop culture are....
Posted on 5/3/21 at 8:37 pm to TulaneFan
You remember eating Wheaties for breakfast when Bruce Jenner's picture was on the box.
Posted on 5/3/21 at 8:48 pm to ChenierauTigre
quote:I’ve got more money than youth.
That unexpected tug is on your wallet.
Posted on 5/3/21 at 8:50 pm to LRB1967
Wife and I tried to watch the Grammys and recognized zero songs and we thought all the music sucked
Athletes you grew up watching are DYING.
Occasionally cant come up with the name of something or someone.
Athletes you grew up watching are DYING.
Occasionally cant come up with the name of something or someone.
Posted on 5/3/21 at 9:04 pm to TulaneFan
Having to groom your ears....
Posted on 5/3/21 at 9:24 pm to covtgr
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Children of professional athletes I used to watch as a kid showing up in the NFL/NBA/MLB -
Ha.....My little brother’s idol’s GRANDSON (Mike Yastrzemski) plays MLB.
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