Strategy for providing sample to doctor

have the nurse lend you a hand.

My buddy and his wife were having trouble conceiving. He goes to the urologist and signs in. They call him up to the window, hand him a little cup and tell him they need a sample and point to the bathroom in the lobby. The lobby is full of people. He thinks this is strange, but hey... Doctor's orders right? So he goes in the bathroom and rubs it out. Brings the cup to the window and the attendant was like "uhhh... we just needed a urine sample".

Man I don't feel so alone now.

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well on my avg days I produce around 1/4 cup of man juice. Is this normal or no?

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Depends on what oriface it comes out of.

Start eating a head of celery per day and taking a zinc supplement.

Celery???

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My buddy and his wife were having trouble conceiving. He goes to the urologist and signs in. They call him up to the window, hand him a little cup and tell him they need a sample and point to the bathroom in the lobby. The lobby is full of people. He thinks this is strange, but hey... Doctor's orders right? So he goes in the bathroom and rubs it out. Brings the cup to the window and the attendant was like "uhhh... we just needed a urine sample".

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This is the type of post that keeps me coming back. Days of drought on here are worth it for the high from reading this post.

I never "validated" my procedure.

Based on the maximum "age" of the sample they allowed, the fact they didn't provide a "facility", and traffic patterns...I would have had to knock it out in the parking lot.

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Based on the maximum "age" of the sample they allowed, the fact they didn't provide a "facility", and traffic patterns...I would have had to knock it out in the parking lot.

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My friend will be cutting it close as well. No facility provided and it must be timed perfectly.