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re: Strategy for providing sample to doctor

Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:06 am to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106097 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:06 am to
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have the nurse lend you a hand.


Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33222 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:16 am to
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I would have had to knock it out in the parking lot.

And?

This post was edited on 8/8/17 at 10:20 am
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60158 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:25 am to
Haha your wife made you get your balls cut
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6670 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:30 am to
quote:

Haha your wife made you get your balls cut


No. My friend is tired of bitches trying to get pregnant and take his money. see, that's how it works.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20406 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:33 am to
quote:

bring a sample in a little brown bag.


They told me to bring in a sample. Rather than strolling in with a cup of man juice, I grabbed a brown paper lunch bag from the kitchen. Walked up to doctors front window and plopped the bag down. The receptionist went to grab it, thinking it was a nurses husband bringing her lunch, and said "who is this for?" I blurted out "it's a sample" just as she was grabbing the bag. She got the most disgusted look and went to get a glove before picking up the bag from the counter. Made me feel like a complete perv.
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4867 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 10:56 am to
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Call me a pussy

Pussy
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70136 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:35 am to
You are a whiny insecure little man
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10392 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:38 am to
They've seen thousands of these samples. Believe me, nobody cares.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45551 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:40 am to
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I had no desire to yank it in a doctor's office


Maybe you have Low T. I can't go to the ENT without getting a desire to wank it.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 8/8/17 at 11:40 am to
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Do others just save up a few days or not?



Are you fricking retarded? You know damn well you still at 19 and have to bust 6 more nuts before taking the sample to him.
I eeked out dust in the clinic bathroom for my sample.

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