re: Strangest place you saw an ex

Took my wife to have an ultra sound with our first child. The utlrasound tech was friend of a friend from college I hooked up with one night. She recognized me and we chatted about our mutual friends. My wife was so into the moment that she didn't catch any of the conversation.

Was she the angel that you remembered in your dreams?

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At LHR you wait in the main terminal and they give you your gate about 30 minutes before departure and the shuttle you down. So it's a small room and sure as shite she is sitting there.

I have been through LHR dozens of times on everything imaginable, private, every possible level of commercial, and even charter during COVID and have never once seen that.

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I flew out of LHR two weeks ago and they did that thing where they don't list the gate on the boards until just before boarding. But the waiting area isn't "small" per se and there are two of them. One is much larger than the other. I can see him saying that if he was in the smaller area and didn't know about the bigger one. It made me nervous as hell because I am one of those people who likes to get to my gate way before boarding time.

Not necessarily an ex, just a girl I was banging at the time with no strings attached. We went to the same college and our respective significant others went to different schools than we did. One weekend rolls around and we both have plans away from our campus. I had a family reunion and she had stuff going on with her boyfriend.

I’m at the family reunion and my side chick walks in with her boyfriend who happens to be my cousin. Side chick and my girlfriend hit it off real well, my cousin was none the wiser, and it was incredibly awkward.

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Or you know, be open about it with your wife like an adult.

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Why on earth would I volunteer information not asked for? You must not be married. That is a rookie move.

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Google Maps

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It’s not stalking if your actually not physically there right?

Another good one was not in person. My wife and I were looking to buy a new home and there was one a little over our price range, but still on our list that day. When we were in the living room looking around, I noticed a picture of a woman and a small child. Clearly, this was a single mom. I got closer and it turned out to be the girl I lost my virginity to 12 years earlier. It blew me away. This was her parent's home.

This bitch cheated on me in high school. Then when I broke up with her, she told me she was pregnant and was going to kill herself and the baby. I said bye, knowing it was a lie. A week later she had the balls to show up at a party with some rando dude. Needless to say, things went down, mailboxes were pulled out of the ground, cops were called, and kids scattered throughout the neighborhood on foot.

I selfishly relished 12 years later seeing she was a single mom, due to her whoreish ways.

Damon dude that’s not healthy

That aint a "small room"