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Stories from Middle School and High School
Posted on 4/25/26 at 12:59 am
Posted on 4/25/26 at 12:59 am
I'll start...
8th grade I was 14. Dated a goth girl who was a year older for a week. We wrote puppy love letters. Broke up because I thought she liked this preppy guy. I was an idiot.
8th grade had a big crush on this girl. Went to a dance. We did take a picture together but my eyes were closed. She hugged me as I was leaving but told me she liked this other guy. Parents took me to the video store and I rented Scream 2.
Got a new science teacher during high school. VERY ATTRACTIVE. All us boys were in love.
I liked this blonde girl but she liked this other guy. She had a cute brown haired friend who I watched Not Another Teen Movie with. Never went anywhere. They had a friend who liked me who ended up being my first trip to 3rd base. No clue what I was doing. No clue why I did it cuz I didn't like the girl or find her attractive.
Bought 500 dollar speakers that I played my wrestling cds in. Great sound. Awful waste of dollars.
8th grade I was 14. Dated a goth girl who was a year older for a week. We wrote puppy love letters. Broke up because I thought she liked this preppy guy. I was an idiot.
8th grade had a big crush on this girl. Went to a dance. We did take a picture together but my eyes were closed. She hugged me as I was leaving but told me she liked this other guy. Parents took me to the video store and I rented Scream 2.
Got a new science teacher during high school. VERY ATTRACTIVE. All us boys were in love.
I liked this blonde girl but she liked this other guy. She had a cute brown haired friend who I watched Not Another Teen Movie with. Never went anywhere. They had a friend who liked me who ended up being my first trip to 3rd base. No clue what I was doing. No clue why I did it cuz I didn't like the girl or find her attractive.
Bought 500 dollar speakers that I played my wrestling cds in. Great sound. Awful waste of dollars.
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Posted on 4/25/26 at 1:39 am to boomjosh
I had transferred schools my freshman year and during some class, I told a story about a classmate of mine from my old school whose father committed a murder suicide of his mother. I didn’t know that his half sister from his dad’s previous divorce was sitting right behind me until some dick in my class said “sounds like your dad”. The awkwardness and shame from that day are still with me some forty years ago. I will never forget the tears in that girl’s eyes. Fortunately for me, my parents moved at the end of the year and I didn't have to spend my entire high school years with her.
Also, one time in 8th grade, I laughed so hard, a giant booger flew out my nose and landed on my notebook right in front of the prettiest girl in my class. It’s a toss up which was worse.
Also, one time in 8th grade, I laughed so hard, a giant booger flew out my nose and landed on my notebook right in front of the prettiest girl in my class. It’s a toss up which was worse.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:13 am to boomjosh
Senior year I brought a pint of wild turkey on an overnight school trip and got roaring drunk. I spent the next day sitting in the teacher's car throwing up in a trash bag while everybody else was at whatever conference we were supposed to be at. She pretended I had food poisoning. I was a "good kid" and I guess she thought my first real hangover was punishment enough. I'll never forget her for that.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 2:20 am to boomjosh
I snuck a pig into the school, it broke lose/free on the second floor
I just got out to my truck and drove away
they never caught me
I just got out to my truck and drove away
they never caught me
Posted on 4/25/26 at 3:40 am to boomjosh
Sorry that happened to you.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 4:10 am to boomjosh
quote:didn't we all?
Bought 500 dollar speakers
Posted on 4/25/26 at 4:22 am to boomjosh
Friend of mine set our opponents big homecoming bonfire woodpile on fire the day before their big pep rally.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 4:38 am to boomjosh
Just off the top of my head.
We had all of two black kids in my class. One was very white as far as speech and mannerisms. The other got stabbed 17 times on a weed deal gone bad. He never came back to school.
We had all of two black kids in my class. One was very white as far as speech and mannerisms. The other got stabbed 17 times on a weed deal gone bad. He never came back to school.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 4:59 am to boomjosh
I wrote a girl a note in middle school, it said, Do you like me? check here…
The End…
The End…
Posted on 4/25/26 at 5:11 am to boomjosh
My friend and I wrote a story entitled The Legend of the Lump about a fat teacher we suspected was abducting children and hiding them in a parallel universe inside his pants. Saving the children could only be accomplished by having a chosen one (kid in our class) chop the lump off, but the protuberance in front of the teacher’s pants was impenetrable to everyday objects. The only way to free the kids was for that kid to embark on a circuitous journey from his house, to the Serengeti, to the Swiss Alps to befriend a Yeti, and to forge a golden axe (the lump’s weakness) to complete his quest.
The story was wild, but it was well received for the most part by students at the school. The full length motion picture will be out some day.
The story was wild, but it was well received for the most part by students at the school. The full length motion picture will be out some day.
This post was edited on 4/25/26 at 5:16 am
Posted on 4/25/26 at 5:38 am to boomjosh
Three plus decades later the one party that people still talk about wasn’t some random letter in a woods or a cornfield. It was a party a friend and I organized at his parents house where no alcohol was present. We set up a dozen or so TVs and VCRs and had every muppet movie and episodes of the muppet show playing on them.
We both loved the muppets and still do. We did this as sort of a let’s pick something enjoyable and ridiculous to anchor a gathering to mock those who drank in fields and quarries. The turnout was incredible and we had kids showing up from neighboring towns. It’s still brought up frequently.
We both loved the muppets and still do. We did this as sort of a let’s pick something enjoyable and ridiculous to anchor a gathering to mock those who drank in fields and quarries. The turnout was incredible and we had kids showing up from neighboring towns. It’s still brought up frequently.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 6:43 am to boomjosh
I got expelled from the high school in Rockwood, TN for claiming to be a witch... the principal believed me. This was in 1997/1998.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 6:48 am to boomjosh
I don’t think I experienced anything in middle or high school that was as bad as reading this retarded OP.
This post was edited on 4/25/26 at 6:49 am
Posted on 4/25/26 at 6:49 am to UFFan
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I don’t think I experienced anything in middle or high school that was as bad as reading this retarded OP.
my grocery list is more exciting than the stories in the OP
Posted on 4/25/26 at 6:53 am to WG_Dawg
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my grocery list is more exciting than the stories in the OP
Peanut butter, purina, and ky jelly?
Posted on 4/25/26 at 7:26 am to SallysHuman
We stole the Bob's Big Boy statue and placed it on the roof of our rival high school a day before our football game with them
Posted on 4/25/26 at 7:29 am to boomjosh
I saw two sets of tits in middle school. I was genuinely very pleased with that.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 7:31 am to boomjosh
Senior year a few of us rolled our own HS(Woodlawn) on a Thursday night right before our homecoming game…can’t remember who we played. Apparently an old janitor was on campus late that night(around 9:00pm) and started hollering at us and tried to chase us…we left him in the dust to get back to my car. Pretty sure we won the game.
Same year we rolled the shite out of Lee HS the night before we played them. Did a few other devious things that year…good times!
Same year we rolled the shite out of Lee HS the night before we played them. Did a few other devious things that year…good times!
Posted on 4/25/26 at 7:40 am to boomjosh
We stole a goat and took pictures of it with scream masks on and demanded a ransom from our FFA. Tied the goat in a chicks yard. She woke up, let the goat free, and came to school. Cops brought goat back the same day.
After a soccer match, we lost, so my buddy decided to shoot at the ref with a BB gun. He got caught and was expelled. He refused to tell who else was in his car.
During high school football playoffs, we were away team and I got the student section to start chanting “Travis smokes weed”. We were drunk, and Travis was the tennis coach. He was legit cool guy, and it was a dumb decision. Was called into principals office on Monday, and was summarily kicked off team. Still got a scholarship offer to SW Kansas JC, which I politely declined to attend LSU.
After a soccer match, we lost, so my buddy decided to shoot at the ref with a BB gun. He got caught and was expelled. He refused to tell who else was in his car.
During high school football playoffs, we were away team and I got the student section to start chanting “Travis smokes weed”. We were drunk, and Travis was the tennis coach. He was legit cool guy, and it was a dumb decision. Was called into principals office on Monday, and was summarily kicked off team. Still got a scholarship offer to SW Kansas JC, which I politely declined to attend LSU.
Posted on 4/25/26 at 7:40 am to marcnbc
Not me but my best friend was sitting in front of me in history class our sophomore year
We had a boring arse teacher doing a lecture, and he all of a sudden just fell on the ground from his desk and started shaking.
They immediately called the nurse and then took him to the hospital to be treated for seizures.
They didn’t find anything, but he got special accommodation the rest his high school career.
One night we got drunk in college and he told me all of that was made up and he just fell asleep in class and was embarrassed he fell over and started shaking to act like it was a seizure.
We had a boring arse teacher doing a lecture, and he all of a sudden just fell on the ground from his desk and started shaking.
They immediately called the nurse and then took him to the hospital to be treated for seizures.
They didn’t find anything, but he got special accommodation the rest his high school career.
One night we got drunk in college and he told me all of that was made up and he just fell asleep in class and was embarrassed he fell over and started shaking to act like it was a seizure.
This post was edited on 4/25/26 at 7:42 am
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