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Stomach bug at night as a kid

Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:56 am
Posted by Frac the world
The Centennial State
Member since Oct 2014
16806 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:56 am
Was there anything worse?

Eat a nice course of spaghetti for dinner, get tucked in and fall asleep. A few hours later you’re woken up by the sweats and shakes, a nausea slowly building in your tummy. Your mouth starts watering. The first session hits and you couldn’t breathe, screaming out for mom or dad as the spaghetti is launched. If you didn’t have a connecting bathroom you were fricked.

First ones over with. You get some saltines and sprite or Gatorade in your system and doze back off cause you’re exhausted. Mom puts a garbage can by your bedside, you lie there in terror praying it doesn’t come back.

You doze off again, but after an hour it’s back. You sit there spitting in the trash can, mouth watering until it finally comes out. It’s just a few cracker bits and liquid this time, by the end you’re dry heaving as you try to catch a breath.

It continues to happen throughout the night until there’s absolutely no liquid left in your body. Next day is spent laying on the couch exhausted watching cartoons and drinking sprite.

The dread of the next heave was so terrible. Nothing worse to me as a kid than getting the stomach bug.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21412 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:58 am to
Yeah, a just drinking a sip of water caused another puke......miserable.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:59 am to
Where did this come from?
Posted by Homey the Clown
Member since Feb 2009
5714 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:59 am to
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Was there anything worse?


I could probably ramble off 50 things worse than that to happen to a child, but I'll save you the time, and just say yes. There's a ton of things that are worse.
Posted by Bayou_Tiger_225
Third Earth
Member since Mar 2016
10494 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:59 am to
I just want to know.

Why does it always start in the middle of the night?
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81199 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:00 am to
I’ve always wondered why this happened so much as a kid when it happens almost never as an adult. Like damn why were we throwing up so much?
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
5563 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:01 am to
Vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti


ETA: God was gracious enough to grant me with an early alert system. I will sneeze before I throw up, every single time. Drunk, sick, sleeping, no matter. The sneeze comes, I've got about 25-30 seconds to get prepared.
This post was edited on 11/18/22 at 8:03 am
Posted by Tomatocantender
Boot
Member since Jun 2021
4756 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:04 am to
What you're describing sounds more like food poisoning/contaminated bacteria than actual stomach flu/norovirus.
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
51399 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:04 am to
Yup. Wouldn't eat Godfathers pizza for years after that happened
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48580 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:06 am to
This story is the reason I did not eat gumbo during my teenager years and most of my adult life.
Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
Member since Nov 2007
1736 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:09 am to
quote:

Yup. Wouldn't eat Godfathers pizza for years after that happened


Yeah mine was shells and cheese. The funny thing is for a while after when I walked on shells in a parking lot I would get nauseated just thinking about it.
Posted by WITNESS23
Member since Feb 2010
13722 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:10 am to
Stomach bug as a kid or adult is equally as bad. They are miserable
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
81199 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:10 am to
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This story is the reason I did not eat gumbo during my teenager years and most of my adult life.


Me with honey baked ham
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
21412 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:16 am to
Mine was a Burger King whopper
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
20382 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:16 am to
What is worse is when it isn't you, but your kid. You feel terrible for them, and you have to clean up the puke.
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8064 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:18 am to
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Yeah, a just drinking a sip of water caused another puke......miserable.


I got hit with a bug Monday night. This part of it sucked.
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
3314 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:23 am to
I don’t remember getting the crippling dehydration hangover as a kid. As an adult, it’s way worse than barfing while shitting. That part is almost laughable.
Posted by Tomatocantender
Boot
Member since Jun 2021
4756 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:28 am to
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don’t remember getting the crippling dehydration hangover as a kid.


That's why I think he's describing contaminated food poisoning than actually having norovirus. It's two different things with dehydration being a good indicator that it's most likely one over the other.
Posted by lnomm34
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
12609 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:28 am to
It’s just as (or more) terrible as an adult. Hung over the toilet dry heaving. Shitting on the toilet while also throwing up into a trash can. All of it is horrendous.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
11610 posts
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:31 am to
I got a bad oyster at one of the family holiday dinners. I was old enough not to call for mama.. Dying of thirst only to have the water come right back up. Then came the squirts.. It lasted for a full day.

When I was a little kid it was more bad upper respiratory infections. Enough to go to the doctor. Bad fever, difficulty breathing and sore throat. Getting the throat painted and shot was scary as a kid.
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