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Stomach bug at night as a kid
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:56 am
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:56 am
Was there anything worse?
Eat a nice course of spaghetti for dinner, get tucked in and fall asleep. A few hours later you’re woken up by the sweats and shakes, a nausea slowly building in your tummy. Your mouth starts watering. The first session hits and you couldn’t breathe, screaming out for mom or dad as the spaghetti is launched. If you didn’t have a connecting bathroom you were fricked.
First ones over with. You get some saltines and sprite or Gatorade in your system and doze back off cause you’re exhausted. Mom puts a garbage can by your bedside, you lie there in terror praying it doesn’t come back.
You doze off again, but after an hour it’s back. You sit there spitting in the trash can, mouth watering until it finally comes out. It’s just a few cracker bits and liquid this time, by the end you’re dry heaving as you try to catch a breath.
It continues to happen throughout the night until there’s absolutely no liquid left in your body. Next day is spent laying on the couch exhausted watching cartoons and drinking sprite.
The dread of the next heave was so terrible. Nothing worse to me as a kid than getting the stomach bug.
Eat a nice course of spaghetti for dinner, get tucked in and fall asleep. A few hours later you’re woken up by the sweats and shakes, a nausea slowly building in your tummy. Your mouth starts watering. The first session hits and you couldn’t breathe, screaming out for mom or dad as the spaghetti is launched. If you didn’t have a connecting bathroom you were fricked.
First ones over with. You get some saltines and sprite or Gatorade in your system and doze back off cause you’re exhausted. Mom puts a garbage can by your bedside, you lie there in terror praying it doesn’t come back.
You doze off again, but after an hour it’s back. You sit there spitting in the trash can, mouth watering until it finally comes out. It’s just a few cracker bits and liquid this time, by the end you’re dry heaving as you try to catch a breath.
It continues to happen throughout the night until there’s absolutely no liquid left in your body. Next day is spent laying on the couch exhausted watching cartoons and drinking sprite.
The dread of the next heave was so terrible. Nothing worse to me as a kid than getting the stomach bug.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:58 am to Frac the world
Yeah, a just drinking a sip of water caused another puke......miserable.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:59 am to Frac the world
Where did this come from?
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:59 am to Frac the world
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Was there anything worse?
I could probably ramble off 50 things worse than that to happen to a child, but I'll save you the time, and just say yes. There's a ton of things that are worse.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 7:59 am to Frac the world
I just want to know.
Why does it always start in the middle of the night?
Why does it always start in the middle of the night?
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:00 am to Frac the world
I’ve always wondered why this happened so much as a kid when it happens almost never as an adult. Like damn why were we throwing up so much?
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:01 am to Frac the world
Vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti
ETA: God was gracious enough to grant me with an early alert system. I will sneeze before I throw up, every single time. Drunk, sick, sleeping, no matter. The sneeze comes, I've got about 25-30 seconds to get prepared.
ETA: God was gracious enough to grant me with an early alert system. I will sneeze before I throw up, every single time. Drunk, sick, sleeping, no matter. The sneeze comes, I've got about 25-30 seconds to get prepared.
This post was edited on 11/18/22 at 8:03 am
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:04 am to Frac the world
What you're describing sounds more like food poisoning/contaminated bacteria than actual stomach flu/norovirus.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:04 am to Frac the world
Yup. Wouldn't eat Godfathers pizza for years after that happened
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:06 am to Frac the world
This story is the reason I did not eat gumbo during my teenager years and most of my adult life.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:09 am to prplhze2000
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Yup. Wouldn't eat Godfathers pizza for years after that happened
Yeah mine was shells and cheese. The funny thing is for a while after when I walked on shells in a parking lot I would get nauseated just thinking about it.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:10 am to Frac the world
Stomach bug as a kid or adult is equally as bad. They are miserable
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:10 am to madamsquirrel
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This story is the reason I did not eat gumbo during my teenager years and most of my adult life.
Me with honey baked ham
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:16 am to LouisianaLady
Mine was a Burger King whopper
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:16 am to Frac the world
What is worse is when it isn't you, but your kid. You feel terrible for them, and you have to clean up the puke.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:18 am to jeffsdad
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Yeah, a just drinking a sip of water caused another puke......miserable.
I got hit with a bug Monday night. This part of it sucked.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:23 am to Frac the world
I don’t remember getting the crippling dehydration hangover as a kid. As an adult, it’s way worse than barfing while shitting. That part is almost laughable.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:28 am to MyRockstarComplex
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don’t remember getting the crippling dehydration hangover as a kid.
That's why I think he's describing contaminated food poisoning than actually having norovirus. It's two different things with dehydration being a good indicator that it's most likely one over the other.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:28 am to Frac the world
It’s just as (or more) terrible as an adult. Hung over the toilet dry heaving. Shitting on the toilet while also throwing up into a trash can. All of it is horrendous.
Posted on 11/18/22 at 8:31 am to Frac the world
I got a bad oyster at one of the family holiday dinners. I was old enough not to call for mama.. Dying of thirst only to have the water come right back up. Then came the squirts.. It lasted for a full day.
When I was a little kid it was more bad upper respiratory infections. Enough to go to the doctor. Bad fever, difficulty breathing and sore throat. Getting the throat painted and shot was scary as a kid.
When I was a little kid it was more bad upper respiratory infections. Enough to go to the doctor. Bad fever, difficulty breathing and sore throat. Getting the throat painted and shot was scary as a kid.
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