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re: State of NY files assault & criminal possession of a weapon charges against dildo thrower
Posted on 8/22/25 at 8:52 am to The Third Leg
Posted on 8/22/25 at 8:52 am to The Third Leg
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The memeification of rebellion But this isn’t just theoretical. It’s real. So is the disrespect. The dildo is a weaponized farce. It’s thrown not just to interrupt but to dominate the narrative, to remind players that their gender, their careers and their stage remain vulnerable to mockery. It stops the game. Hijacks it, even. And reasserts the notion, violent and comical, that women’s achievements exist on borrowed time within a culture still conditioned to belittle them.
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Posted on 8/22/25 at 8:52 am to Klark Kent
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You knew once they caught someone to pin it on, they’d throw the book at him. The problem is the WNBA takes itself way too seriously, so what could’ve been a PR win will instead turn into another PR Loss for the WNBA.
Women have no sense of humor, more at 10.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 8:56 am to The Third Leg
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The dildo is a weaponized farce. It’s thrown not just to interrupt but to dominate the narrative, to remind players that their gender, their careers and their stage remain vulnerable to mockery. It stops the game. Hijacks it, even. And reasserts the notion, violent and comical, that women’s achievements exist on borrowed time within a culture still conditioned to belittle them.
Progressives are the worst human beings alive. Look at this word salad.
Keep in mind this is coming from someone that wants men in women's locker rooms and sports, yet THIS is "mocking their gender".
You can't coexist with people this stupid.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 9:03 am to SludgeFactory
Wonder which poor staffers had to collect all these weapons & distribute them around the locker room post game? Who has that in her job description? Will there now be a mandatory warning label on each weapon? Age restrictions?
Posted on 8/22/25 at 9:08 am to Hback
this means all adult toy stores have to run background checks on all customers before they can purchase, right?
Posted on 8/22/25 at 9:09 am to notsince98
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this means all adult toy stores have to run background checks on all customers before they can purchase, right?
They going to blame the black market dildo pipeline from states like Texas and Virginia for any assault dildos seized in state?
Posted on 8/22/25 at 9:10 am to Hback
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State of NY files assault & criminal possession of a weapon charges against dildo thrower
Never thought I'd read a headline like this in my lifetime, yet here we are. 
Posted on 8/22/25 at 9:10 am to notsince98
Can someone photoshop the dildo over the gun?
Posted on 8/22/25 at 9:23 am to Hback
This is going to blow up in their face. They arrest people for armed robbery and rape and they get fewer charges.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 9:31 am to tigersownall
Right, there’s no hard evidence.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 9:39 am to Hback
Another article is saying it's all about receiving free crypto.
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The man’s lawyer says prosecutors want to find others throwing similar sex toys at women basketball players. According to a report by ESPN, there is a nationwide publicity effort underway to market a new crypto coin that involves throwing green sex toys, often in the shape of a phallus, at WNBA players.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 9:46 am to Shexter
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there is a nationwide publicity effort underway to market a new crypto coin that involves throwing green sex toys, often in the shape of a phallus, at WNBA players.
Unfortunately, Vietnam already has a lock on the dong name for currency.
Also, if true, it makes that liberal cat lady’s article about how this is an existential crisis that much more ridiculous.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 10:21 am to Oates Mustache
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Overreacting from the left? No one could have ever guessed that.
They’ll try and give this guy 20 years but give probation to someone that tries to kill a person. That’s the left.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 10:23 am to Hback
Accord to the State of NY, women commit battery every time they use a dildo on themselves.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 10:34 am to Hback
so this is where NY decides to be tough on crime?
Posted on 8/22/25 at 10:57 am to tigersownall
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No way that holds in court
It’s New York. All that have to do is find a jury of liberal white women and this guy will get life.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 11:29 am to Jyrdis
Posted on 8/22/25 at 11:29 am to Hback
Well it can be used to frick things up
Posted on 8/22/25 at 11:38 am to upgrayedd
Clown world. Coin value tripled day after first green dildo.
Posted on 8/22/25 at 12:08 pm to Big4SALTbro
But they elect that dildo Schumer to Congress?? They should be charged with assault
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