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Spousal Annoyances...Anyone else ever have to deal with this one with your better half?
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:33 pm
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:33 pm
Anyone else ever have to deal with this one with your better half?
Mrs Prez: I’m moving things you have stored because of reasons only evident or logical to me. Don’t ask me what I moved or where I moved them to.
Also Mrs Prez: Can you find this really specific thing that is no longer where you put it because I decided to move your stuff but there’s no chance in hell I’ll admit to moving? And how dare you accuse me of moving the stuff I told you I moved after I did it.
Mrs Prez a little later: Yes you found the thing I was looking for, in a place that there’s no way in hell you put it there, even after I told you it wasn’t there and not to look, and I’m never going to fully admit to moving even though I obviously did. But anyways it’s clearly your fault in the first place for not storing your things in the only logical to me spot in the first place causing me to have to move your stuff that I’m still not admitting to moving.
I love the woman. I really do. Marriage is so fun sometimes, isn’t it?

Mrs Prez: I’m moving things you have stored because of reasons only evident or logical to me. Don’t ask me what I moved or where I moved them to.
Also Mrs Prez: Can you find this really specific thing that is no longer where you put it because I decided to move your stuff but there’s no chance in hell I’ll admit to moving? And how dare you accuse me of moving the stuff I told you I moved after I did it.
Mrs Prez a little later: Yes you found the thing I was looking for, in a place that there’s no way in hell you put it there, even after I told you it wasn’t there and not to look, and I’m never going to fully admit to moving even though I obviously did. But anyways it’s clearly your fault in the first place for not storing your things in the only logical to me spot in the first place causing me to have to move your stuff that I’m still not admitting to moving.
I love the woman. I really do. Marriage is so fun sometimes, isn’t it?
This post was edited on 3/8/23 at 11:04 pm
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:35 pm to elprez00
quote:nothing about that situation sounds good
elprez00
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:36 pm to elprez00
I have like 5 meat thermometers because I just get pissed off that it's not in the drawer I keep it in and I just go buy another one. Eventually I'll find one like behind the microwave and put it back into the regular rotation
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:37 pm to elprez00
Oh and my slippers are always in the doorway
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:37 pm to elprez00
Hey, I know you've been working out of town all week, so here's an entire weekend I've planned without telling you and we're kicking it off at 7:30 Saturday morning.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:38 pm to elprez00
Have you considered knocking the shite out of her?
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:41 pm to Breauxsif
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A messy car
I'm amazed at how much shite she can cram in every nook and cranny around the front passenger seat of my truck

Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:43 pm to wasteland
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my slippers are always in the doorway
Mine aren’t supposed to be left in the large bathroom where I take them off before showering or put them back on after I get home. They’re supposed to be placed beside my night stand. But she will leave a pair in front of the ironing board in her closet, another pair by the bed but not beside the night stand, another pair in the kitchen because why not, and yet another pair on top of my shoes in my closet. Why there is a need for more than one pair I haven’t figured out after all these years.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:46 pm to elprez00
Mrs. Cam - I'm only going to blow you like 3 times a year and make a big deal of each time
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:47 pm to elprez00
toothpaste in the sink. just fricking wash it out woman
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:48 pm to elprez00
The difference between being cold yet comfortable and my nose freezing off my face is the one degree my husband insists on dropping the thermostat every time I am not looking.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:49 pm to elprez00
My wife doesnt pick up after herself at all and then complains when the house is messy but looking around it is all her crap and not mine.
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:51 pm to Breauxsif
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A messy car
I told my wife that she needed to take some pride in her vehicle and not treat it like a garbage dump. You'd have thought I'd told her she was fat.
I swear the empty Lacroix cans had been piling up since 2018
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:51 pm to upgrayedd
She doesn't rinse dishes off for some reason.
Goddamn stuck on ketchup makes me so fricking mad. Just run the faucet for 2 seconds over the dish
Goddamn stuck on ketchup makes me so fricking mad. Just run the faucet for 2 seconds over the dish
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:52 pm to elprez00
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This post was edited on 3/8/23 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:54 pm to elprez00
Mrs Sun God: pretty awesome your parents can watch Sun God Jr today, let’s have a lazy day
Mrs Sun God 37 seconds later: we should rearrange literally everything in the house
Mrs Sun God 37 seconds later: we should rearrange literally everything in the house
Posted on 3/8/23 at 8:56 pm to Sun God
quote:
Mrs Sun God: pretty awesome your parents can watch Sun God Jr today, let’s have a lazy day
Mrs Sun God 37 seconds later: we should rearrange literally everything in the house

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