#SorryForPartying: The "You Have to Pace Yourself" Edition

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Yes, it's from last year SIAP but the infamous TD search option pulled up no hits for me.

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EAU CLAIRE, WI (WPMI) - Lisa Smith, 46, and her 25-year-old son Benny Vann are under arrest after causing a scene at a Walmart this week, according to Wisconsin police.

The Eau Claire Police Department even said their dog Bo was in on the action.

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The TL;DR on this (or at least as TL;DR as possible because there's a LOT to unpack):

--They brought their dog into The WalMarks and let him run free and do whatever he wanted.
-----Being a dog he found some food and decided to take it out of the store (Jiffy Cornbread Muffin Mix, at least he has good taste).

--Cops were called.

--The cops arrived to find the VERY rough-looking 46yr old mom (yes, the 70-yr-old-looking woman pictured above is her and she's, reportedly, only 46... don't do meth, kids) tearing up WalMarks displays. Why? Who the frick knows.

--The cops get her outside where she attempt to intimidate them with her "karate" moves.


--Meanwhile... the son is still inside the store and has decided to suddenly become a nudist.

--Back outside the mom was put into the back of a police vehicle and where she suddenly decided to do some interior redecorating by kicking out a window.

--Aaaaaand back inside once again, the son has rethought his dreams of naked glory and re-clothed himself by the time the cops find him. The problem is that it's not his clothes, he had just grabbed them from the racks and put them on.

--Somewhere in this scenario the son then jumps on one of those WalMarks Scooters-4-Fatties and attempts to run over the cops.

The mother was charged, the son was charged, the dog was left off with a warning.