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re: Someone really hates the Mola Mola Fish, aka the Ocean Sunfish..
Posted on 11/7/19 at 10:21 pm to LSUAlum2001
Posted on 11/7/19 at 10:21 pm to LSUAlum2001
This rant is old and has been debunked already. They’re actually really advanced swimmers and can dive really deep
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This post was edited on 11/7/19 at 10:22 pm
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Posted on 11/7/19 at 11:15 pm to LSUAlum2001
That was fantastic. I consider myself relatively eloquent, but when I want you to write my resignation letter when the day comes.
Posted on 11/7/19 at 11:29 pm to go_tigres
quote:
That was fantastic. I consider myself relatively eloquent, but when I want you to write my resignation letter when the day comes.
Not original content.
Posted on 11/7/19 at 11:34 pm to LSUAlum2001
That was rambling, somewhat pointless, probably factually inaccurate, and suffused with an inexplicable tone of hostility.
I quite enjoyed it.
I quite enjoyed it.
Posted on 11/7/19 at 11:36 pm to LSUAlum2001
Weird melt but entertaining. Here’s your upvote
Posted on 11/7/19 at 11:48 pm to LSUAlum2001
It is without a doubt a complete retard fish.
Posted on 11/8/19 at 2:28 am to Havoc
It is a creature of God. It has as much a right to exist as we do.
Posted on 11/8/19 at 4:11 am to LSUAlum2001
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BECAUSE THIS THING IS SO WORTHLESS IT DOESNT REALIZE IT SHOULD NOT EXIST. IT IS SO UNAWARE OF LITERALLY frickING EVERYTHING THAT IT DOESNT REALIZE THAT IT'S DOING MAYBE THE WORST frickING JOB OF BEING A FISH, OR DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS. SO WHAT DOES IT DO? IT LAYS THE MOST EGGS OUT OF EVERYTHING. Besides some bugs, there are some ants and stuff that'll lay more. IT WILL LAY 300 MILLION EGGS AT ONE TIME. 300,000,000. IT SURVIVES BECAUSE IT WOULD BE STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE, DARE I SAY IMPOSSIBLE, THAT THERE WOULDNT BE AT LEAST ONE OF THOSE 300,000,000 (that is EACH time they lay eggs) LEFT SURVIVING AT THE END OF THE DAY
Sounds like a democrat.
Posted on 11/8/19 at 4:12 am to lammo
I think they are cool. Had swim with one before. 
Posted on 11/8/19 at 4:24 am to fishfighter
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I think they are cool. Had swim with one before.
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by fishfighter
Posted on 11/8/19 at 4:33 am to dbeck
They are all over The Gulf along with Whale sharks and pilots whales which I had jumped in with.
Posted on 11/8/19 at 4:39 am to WaWaWeeWa
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:18 am to LSUAlum2001
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DEBATABLY THE WORST JOB OF BEING A CLUSTER OF CELLS THAN ANY OTHER CLUSTER OF CELLS.
You’ve apparently never been to a city/parish council meeting.
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:32 am to LSUAlum2001
This is the best thread I’ve ever read on TD.
Posted on 11/8/19 at 6:46 am to whitetiger1234
If they can barely move, how does it jump on a boat?
Posted on 11/8/19 at 7:07 am to LSUAlum2001
"I didn't come from no monkey!! Evolution doesn't exis...."
(Sees pics of mola mola fish)
"All right. I concede. There may be something to this evolution business. "
(Sees pics of mola mola fish)
"All right. I concede. There may be something to this evolution business. "
Posted on 11/8/19 at 7:24 am to LSUAlum2001
This, ladies and gentlemen, is how you melt.
Posted on 11/8/19 at 8:13 am to LSUAlum2001
Posted on 11/8/19 at 8:21 am to go_tigres
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That was fantastic. I consider myself relatively eloquent, but when I want you to write my resignation letter when the day comes.
The OP copied someone else's rant without making it clear that it was not his original work. As expected, most of the responses here assume that he wrote it.
ETA: Though the title, which said "Someone" really hates the fish, should have been a clue.
This post was edited on 11/8/19 at 8:25 am
Posted on 11/8/19 at 8:25 am to chinhoyang
quote:
The OP copied someone else's rant without making it clear that it was not his original work.
The thread title is obvious. Someone, ergo, not me. If I wanted to pass it of as my own, the thread title would have been: I really hate..
..and speaking of original work, how goes the hoboing?
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