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Somebody’s blowing smoke up Gwyneth Paltrow’s arse

Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:13 am
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19523 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:13 am

Rectal ozone therapy
If not for her kids, I’d predict an Anne Heche exit.
Posted by John88
Member since Sep 2015
6212 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:16 am to
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53004 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:16 am to
This is hollywoods new thing after they decided using gerbils was cruelty to animals
Posted by redbaron
Member since Aug 2011
707 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:17 am to
Good strategy, seeing as she likes blowing steam up her vajayjay
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26575 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:18 am to
Hmm, same woman who made a candle with her vagina scent… Sounds about right..

Side note: probably not the only thing going up her arse…
This post was edited on 3/14/23 at 9:19 am
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13881 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:18 am to
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Gwyneth Paltrow


First the arse smelling candy, and now this.
Gwyneth is a butt stuff freak.


Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41615 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:18 am to
She is one weird arse woman.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46449 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:18 am to
Lemmiwinks

A great adventure is waiting for you ahead

Hurry onward Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead

The journey before you may be long and filled with woes

But you must escape the gay man's arse or your tale can't be told
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
9204 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:18 am to
She's looking pretty rough lately.


Kinda still would though.
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77980 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:18 am to
You can pay a hooker to do it for way less
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
7806 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:18 am to
quote:

Somebody’s blowing smoke up Gwyneth Paltrow’s arse


Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11102 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:20 am to
Posted by WB Davis
Member since May 2018
2070 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:23 am to
Pimping socks on Amazon indicates a formerly rich actress now in deep financial trouble.


Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39134 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:26 am to
Don't give this bitch any more bright ideas, or we will never get the stench off of the candles.
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9721 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:29 am to
If she wasn't a rich actress, she would be peddling essential oils and wellness drinks MLMs on facebook.
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
9469 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:33 am to
This is what happens when you're never told just exactly how much of a fricking complete moron you are.
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
24033 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:43 am to
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This is what happens when you're never told just exactly how much of a fricking complete moron you are.

Are we sure that it wasn’t actually her head inside the box?



What’s better than O2 in your lungs? O3 up your bum!
This post was edited on 3/14/23 at 9:44 am
Posted by MBclass83
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
9360 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:46 am to
Shes also getting sued for several million for running into another skier causing injuries.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64590 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:52 am to
So they blow all this gas up her anus, which means she invariably later emits said gas back out her anis in what I have to imagine are rather substantial flatulence.

In other words, this woman pays people money to make her fart on a daily basis.

You can’t make this kinda shite up.
Posted by Camp Randall
The Shadow of the Valley of Death
Member since Nov 2005
15591 posts
Posted on 3/14/23 at 9:59 am to
She’s a committed long term troll and I respect her for it. Hollywood journalists don’t even question her crazy shite. It’s art.
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