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Some rules for living for you guys

Posted on 7/28/19 at 11:42 am
Posted by Mr Clean
New Iberia
Member since Aug 2006
49327 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 11:42 am
Seeing as how many of you men don’t know how to conduct yourselves on and off the OT, I have put together a list for you:

1) don’t mix and match brands of sports apparel. If you’re wearing Adidas shoes, go with plain socks and not Puma socks

2). Men are only supposed to wear flip-flops and sandals at the beach or in private. Don’t reveal your crusty knobs elsewhere

3). You don’t have special privileges merely because you own a full-size truck. Start using your signal when changing lanes or making a turn

4) Start racking and stop slamming your weights before some ornery old guy like myself makes you comply

5). Don’t let your kids who are under the legal driving age cruise around the subdivision in golf-carts and on four-wheelers. Go to the fricking course or an off-road trail






Posted by GentleJackJones
Member since Mar 2019
4168 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 11:43 am to
Don't go to jail.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18291 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 11:43 am to
quote:

Don’t reveal your crusty knobs elsewhere

I revealed my crusty knob to your ole lady
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54954 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 11:46 am to
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
17023 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 11:47 am to
Listen pu$$y,

I park my 250 platinum in 2 spots so little bitches like you don’t ding my doors with your phaggotty Ford Focus.

Also, when i rock my adidas shell tops, i like wearing my dry sleeveless from Nike cause, “suns out, guns out”

I want bitch arse pu$$ies like yourself to know i juice and will frick you up at any time you wanna run your bitch arse mouth.

One rule i live by is don’t run your mouth if you don’t wanna get punched in it
This post was edited on 7/28/19 at 11:49 am
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89884 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 11:48 am to
I fully support this thread.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25418 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 11:48 am to
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18575 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 11:48 am to
quote:

1) don’t mix and match brands of sports apparel. If you’re wearing Adidas shoes, go with plain socks and not Puma socks 2). Men are only supposed to wear flip-flops and sandals at the beach or in private. Don’t reveal your crusty knobs elsewhere


bullshite
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132401 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 11:48 am to
quote:

old guy like myself makes you comply



Posted by ragincajun77
Member since Jul 2019
911 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 11:48 am to
I'm fine with these except mixing sports apparel. None of us are sponsored by Adidas and I'm literally wearing white Adidas with black puma ankle socks. Fight me
Posted by Uncle JackD
Member since Nov 2007
58645 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 11:48 am to
quote:

You don’t have special privileges merely because you own a full-size truck.
My 12” lift and truck nuts say otherwise, baw.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29174 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 11:49 am to
I don’t get the shoe thing
Posted by brgfather129
Los Angeles, CA
Member since Jul 2009
17101 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 11:49 am to
You have zero fashion cred from the calf down

Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82036 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 11:49 am to
quote:

2). Men are only supposed to wear flip-flops and sandals at the beach or in private. Don’t reveal your crusty knobs elsewhere

That's why I wear mine with socks up to my knees
Posted by SmallyBiggs
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2019
132 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 11:50 am to
This post is so gay it makes want to go antique shopping with Jordy Hultberg.
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37116 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 11:50 am to
Mr Clean,

Are your sons named Pectus and Mingo?
Posted by El Mattadorr
Member since Mar 2019
2374 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 11:50 am to
quote:

I park my 250 platinum in 2 spots so little bitches like you don’t ding my doors with your phaggotty Ford Focus.

You park your truck in 2 spots because you're an a-hole. It's because you're an a-hole.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
13932 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 11:50 am to
Usually I'd downvote the frick out of a thread like this, but I actually agree.
Posted by LifeTimeTiger2
Member since Apr 2017
419 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 12:00 pm to
My feets like to breath
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119244 posts
Posted on 7/28/19 at 12:01 pm to
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