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re: So, when the zombie apocalypse eventually happens

Posted on 2/1/19 at 7:21 am to
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
36493 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 7:21 am to
It’s happening now. “Zombie” is a metaphor.
Posted by Putty
Member since Oct 2003
25916 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 7:28 am to
quote:

Is this a new attempt at the Manifesto???


The GZM shall not be forgot. I used to curse Chicken under my breath for striking the GZM from the archives until it came to me that he must do so. It contained far too much material that could do damage in the wrong hands. Publishing our plans and strategies was foolish in the first place. Henceforth information shall be passed orally from generation to generation and the righteous shall be saved.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63042 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 7:34 am to
It is already here and it is spread by cell phones

Cops busted a college party down the street a few years ago and all the kids were brain dead looking down at their cell phones and not at each other. The glow from the collective phones and the blank stares looked like most ever zombie movie I have seen without the blood and gore.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 7:34 am to
STDs
Posted by rrarr
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2016
276 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 7:50 am to
Spread via sound-wave.

Timberlake and Chainsmokers team up for sick new collaboration and women go crazy, start eating everyone around them. The males join in because hell yeah ...
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35690 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 7:51 am to
This post was edited on 2/1/19 at 7:51 am
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 7:52 am to
I don't know, but I hope it happens soon.

It will be the great flushing of worthless zhits who can't walk and chew gum....then complain the gum was made by the Patriarchy....
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
17242 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 7:58 am to
Chem trails

Signed,
Yogagirl
Posted by rowbear1922
Houston, TX
Member since Oct 2008
15825 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 8:00 am to
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What does the collective genius of the OT think?


Locked and loaded, TWD style.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
22484 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 8:03 am to
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Will it be spread by a virus, a parasite?



Viral Pink Eye.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
66807 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 8:04 am to
I know it makes little sense, but because we had a huge zombie apocalypse thread about 10 years ago, chicken will be whacking this thread when he gets up later.

Because we've done that. Sorry you didn't register a decade ago, buddy. Cope.
Posted by terriblegreen
Spokane, LA
Member since Aug 2011
12451 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 8:35 am to
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homo sapiens have been alive for maybe 100,000 years and no zombie apocalypse, there wont be one #buzzkill


Correct. However, there have been and will be biological pandemics that strain governments' and cause immeasurable chaos.
Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
8862 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 8:35 am to
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Will it be spread by a virus, a parasite?


It will be spread by a rolling wave of empty EBT cards.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 8:38 am to
Ever seen or read The Stand? There won't be zombies, but it will be a plague that wipes out humanity because some scientists/government can't leave well enough alone.
Posted by BarryMcCokner
Nola Area
Member since May 2017
277 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 8:41 am to
I can promise you itll be from a south American country because we didn't build the frickin wall
Posted by TheDeathValley
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2010
20773 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 9:13 am to
My guess is will be something like I Am Legend, where we think we cure a disease, but in reality we all get fricked.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 2/1/19 at 9:17 am to
someone watched cell

It could happen since Cuckerburg wants to put usb ports in our heads.
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