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re: So this is text message game from a billionaire....

Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:08 pm to
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3147 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:08 pm to
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That’s the most weak arse shite I have ever read. That entire message screams I’m a Bezos


FIFY
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:09 pm to
quote:

My title is accurate grammatically


My title is grammatically correct.



wooosh.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:09 pm to
Ahhh, is that who that is?


He was played...she made him think it wasn’t about his money and she wanted the fairytale romance.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113897 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:10 pm to
Yes. The richest man in the world.. But not for long...
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9635 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:11 pm to
After #metoo you can no longer text "I want you to come over and watch me jerkoff in a ficus"
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:11 pm to
Serves him right.


He was telling her just what he thought she wanted to hear.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65489 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:11 pm to
My text message game is (was) posting my friends numbers on the Craigslist male for male personals when they beat me in fantasy football.

Then again I’m not a billionaire
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98136 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:32 pm to
A billionaire needs no game.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48363 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:34 pm to
They literally buy game
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3359 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:42 pm to
Can I use this? I'll report back....
Posted by dgnx6
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
68439 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:46 pm to
I don't think his plan is that bad. Buzzed and fricking is better than falling over drunk. If I was falling over drunk my dick wouldn't even stay hard.
Posted by Gnarkilleptic
Member since Jan 2019
63 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:06 pm to
All you chief.

Just spit in her mouth for me.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:20 pm to
quote:

That entire message screams I’m a beta


I mean, everything I've ever seen Bezos do screams overcompensating beta
Posted by Melvin
Member since Apr 2011
23535 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:22 pm to
You going to post some of your personal texts to your SO to compare?
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89773 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:23 pm to
Is that who he is seeing? Holy shite Asian
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2044 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:24 pm to
His message describes it like this is an uncommon occurance for him...how sad.

All that money, and yet he's obviously missed out.

I'm not a billionaire but what he describes is what my wife and I do 3-4 times a week, minus the hottub.
Posted by CommunityCollegeFTW
Member since Apr 2011
19144 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 10:24 pm to
I’d rather be a beta with a billion dollars than an alpha in a trailer.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17879 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:00 pm to
quote:

He still reads the paper?

He kinda owns one
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 1/10/19 at 11:35 pm to
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most women are shallow enough to get moist by seeing his bank statement.


Quite a few guys would be very willing to be a power bottom for a billion or so.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18798 posts
Posted on 1/11/19 at 12:20 am to
quote:

thats my point.

why such weak af shite?


must be why you're so angry, you haven't gotten laid. it's called game. you've got to warm a woman up first. starting off with "i wanna come beat the pussy up" won't get you very far.
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