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So this is text message game from a billionaire....
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:55 pm
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:55 pm
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says one shirtless photo sent June 1, 2018, had a message reading:
“You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh … I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.”
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Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:56 pm to CptBengal
That’s the most weak arse shite I have ever read. That entire message screams I’m a beta
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:57 pm to CptBengal
Lucky for him, most women are shallow enough to get moist by seeing his bank statement.
This post was edited on 1/10/19 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:57 pm to CptBengal
He could text 99% of women
“I’m gonna drop a load that tastes like battery acid and smells like socks in your mouth” and they’d come running
Don’t need game when you can buy a country
“I’m gonna drop a load that tastes like battery acid and smells like socks in your mouth” and they’d come running
Don’t need game when you can buy a country
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:57 pm to CptBengal
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:57 pm to eyepooted
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That’s the most weak arse shite I have ever read. That entire message screams I’m a beta
Only beta if it didn't work.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:57 pm to Gnarkilleptic
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He could text 99% of women
“I’m gonna drop a load that tastes like battery acid and smells like socks in your mouth” and they’d come running
Don’t need game when you can buy a country
thats my point.
why such weak af shite?
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:58 pm to CptBengal
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So this is text message game from a billionaire....
A billionaire wants to sleep with you ? What am I reading here?
ETA. Ok obviously we are talking about something a celebrity said. Your grammar needs some work homie.
This post was edited on 1/10/19 at 9:01 pm
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:58 pm to CptBengal
He still reads the paper?
Posted on 1/10/19 at 8:59 pm to CptBengal
I want to read the paper and then send risqué telegrams and fax you some love notes.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:00 pm to CptBengal
What am I missing?
Who is this?
And what’s his number?
Who is this?
And what’s his number?
This post was edited on 1/10/19 at 9:01 pm
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:01 pm to CptBengal
No need to be strong when you’re going to get what you want anyways
May as well play nice cause either way you’re gonna get ya dick sucked clean off your body when you bust out the yacht
May as well play nice cause either way you’re gonna get ya dick sucked clean off your body when you bust out the yacht
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:02 pm to Gnarkilleptic
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No need to be strong when you’re going to get what you want anyways
then why waste the time typing so much?
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:02 pm to TDcline
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Lucky for him, most women are shallow enough to get moist by seeing his bank statement.
I think we all get moist looking at his bank statement
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:04 pm to Fourteen28
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ETA. Ok obviously we are talking about something a celebrity said. Your grammar needs some work homie.
no imbecile. My title is accurate grammatically. The post quotes literal text message game spit by a billionaire.
fricking morons.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:05 pm to CptBengal
Cause it’s better to have a record of being kind rather than
“When I’m done with you your a-hole is going to be more blown out than if a hand grenade went off in a hot pocket”
“When I’m done with you your a-hole is going to be more blown out than if a hand grenade went off in a hot pocket”
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:05 pm to CptBengal
She doesn’t look like the type that likes to read, much less read a newspaper
Sounds like it could be a Keith Urban song
quote:
“You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you.
Sounds like it could be a Keith Urban song
This post was edited on 1/10/19 at 9:52 pm
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:06 pm to CptBengal
Is anyone shocked? Bezos is in his 50s and still basically a nerd. With that in mind it isnt that bad at all, about what youd expect.
This post was edited on 1/10/19 at 9:19 pm
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:06 pm to CptBengal
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My title is accurate grammatically
My title is grammatically correct.
Posted on 1/10/19 at 9:07 pm to Tester1216
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And what’s his number?
Send an email to Amazon's customer service and tell them you want to talk to the owner.
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