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CptBengal
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So this is text message game from a billionaire....
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says one shirtless photo sent June 1, 2018, had a message reading:

“You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh … I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.”




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re: So this is text message game from a billionaire....
That’s the most weak arse shite I have ever read. That entire message screams I’m a beta


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re: So this is text message game from a billionaire....
Lucky for him, most women are shallow enough to get moist by seeing his bank statement.
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Gnarkilleptic
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re: So this is text message game from a billionaire....
He could text 99% of women

“I’m gonna drop a load that tastes like battery acid and smells like socks in your mouth” and they’d come running

Don’t need game when you can buy a country


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re: So this is text message game from a billionaire....
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That’s the most weak arse shite I have ever read. That entire message screams I’m a beta




Only beta if it didn't work.


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CptBengal
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re: So this is text message game from a billionaire....
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He could text 99% of women

“I’m gonna drop a load that tastes like battery acid and smells like socks in your mouth” and they’d come running

Don’t need game when you can buy a country




thats my point.

why such weak af shit?


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re: So this is text message game from a billionaire....
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So this is text message game from a billionaire....


A billionaire wants to sleep with you ? What am I reading here?

ETA. Ok obviously we are talking about something a celebrity said. Your grammar needs some work homie.
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re: So this is text message game from a billionaire....
He still reads the paper?


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re: So this is text message game from a billionaire....
I want to read the paper and then send risqué telegrams and fax you some love notes.


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re: So this is text message game from a billionaire....
What am I missing?

Who is this?


And what’s his number?
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Gnarkilleptic
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re: So this is text message game from a billionaire....
No need to be strong when you’re going to get what you want anyways

May as well play nice cause either way you’re gonna get ya dick sucked clean off your body when you bust out the yacht


CptBengal
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re: So this is text message game from a billionaire....
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No need to be strong when you’re going to get what you want anyways



then why waste the time typing so much?


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re: So this is text message game from a billionaire....
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Lucky for him, most women are shallow enough to get moist by seeing his bank statement.



I think we all get moist looking at his bank statement


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CptBengal
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re: So this is text message game from a billionaire....
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ETA. Ok obviously we are talking about something a celebrity said. Your grammar needs some work homie.



no imbecile. My title is accurate grammatically. The post quotes literal text message game spit by a billionaire.

fricking morons.


Gnarkilleptic
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re: So this is text message game from a billionaire....
Cause it’s better to have a record of being kind rather than

“When I’m done with you your a-hole is going to be more blown out than if a hand grenade went off in a hot pocket”



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re: So this is text message game from a billionaire....
She doesn’t look like the type that likes to read, much less read a newspaper

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“You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you.


Sounds like it could be a Keith Urban song
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re: So this is text message game from a billionaire....
Is anyone shocked? Bezos is in his 50s and still basically a nerd. With that in mind it isnt that bad at all, about what youd expect.
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re: So this is text message game from a billionaire....
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My title is accurate grammatically


My title is grammatically correct.


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And what’s his number?


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