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re: So Taylor Swift has decided to marry a Neanderthal.

Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:10 pm to
Posted by MyRockstarComplex
The airport
Member since Nov 2009
5062 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:10 pm to
It’s only a matter of time before Shane Gillis sires a child with LSU gymnastic chick everyone simps over.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102839 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:22 pm to
quote:

Name one time in life you heard a woman say what she wanted it and she meant it.


“I want a divorce”
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74929 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

Not sure I can think of anything that I care less about than Taylor Swift and her social life.
Travis Kelce’s situation is a tie for me.
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
12482 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:35 pm to
Why are they sitting in toddler chairs?
Posted by Lou
Modesto, CA
Member since Aug 2005
8825 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:52 pm to
quote:

“I want a divorce”
I stand corrected.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
60773 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

Name one time in life you heard a woman say what she wanted it and she meant it.
you should meet me irl

But I don’t really like ppl so it probably won’t happen
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196666 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:01 pm to
A lot of women (3) have asked to run their hands through my hair.


In referral, to first thing women say when they meet you

Theyre also got a sudden phone and their mom was sick
This post was edited on 5/24/26 at 8:13 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74929 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:09 pm to
quote:

A lot of women (3) have asked to run their hands through my hair
Your cats don’t count as “women”.

Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
196666 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:12 pm to
How could a cat ask to run their hands through your hair?

And when they do, it's usually their claws




Posted by tokenBoiler
Lafayette, Indiana
Member since Aug 2012
5057 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:14 pm to
She's not going to bang you.
Posted by Tiger in the Sticks
Back in the Boot
Member since Jan 2007
1839 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 9:13 pm to
He did it at his college graduation a couple of years ago, too. What a catch.


Posted by Nikki_T
Restoring a Datsun 280Z
Member since Feb 2021
768 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 11:22 pm to
quote:

Set an egg timer on long this marriage will last.


It'll last, he's so whupped. He's not giving up his cash cow.

Travis used to be so paranoid with his ex-GFs suspecting all of them of....



Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69225 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 11:29 pm to
Look Rummel,

I don’t care what Geek says about you. You’re ok with me even though you’re a retard.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
20462 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 5:09 am to
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Was he supposed to be sucking a mojito through a tiny straw?

Sipping a Cosmopolitan
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16707 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 5:50 am to
Before Swift, 99% of people had never heard of Jason Kelce. Now he and Travis are on damn near everything.
Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
93651 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 6:58 am to
Thanks, George!
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
17782 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 7:03 am to
quote:

I’ve never heard of a woman saying “Hell yeah you chugged that beer so fast babe”


And any guy who thought he heard her say that was sadly mistaken.
Posted by Motorboat
At the camp
Member since Oct 2007
24182 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 8:38 am to
From all accounts of people
That know him, Travis is a happy, positive person. And here is the OP hating on him. Makes you think.
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
17572 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 8:40 am to
Can’t wait for pregnant Taylor. She’s gunna be so hot
Posted by Kadjin
edge of the basin
Member since Oct 2013
1302 posts
Posted on 5/25/26 at 8:48 am to
quote:

If you're a grown man starting your sentences with "So" then you deserve a kick in the nuts to remind you that you are a grown arse man.


SO SO SO
SUCK MY TOE
ALL THE WAY TO MEXICO

Sorry, low hanging fruit…….if you’re old enough to get it
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