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So Taylor Swift has decided to marry a Neanderthal.

Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:46 am
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
8147 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:46 am
Set an egg timer on long this marriage will last.

quote:

Sheepish Taylor Swift can barely watch as rowdy Travis Kelce chugs beer on jumbotron during courtside date to watch Cavaliers against Knicks

LINK
Posted by Bloodworth
North Ga
Member since Oct 2007
4257 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:48 am to
She likes it
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
15457 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:56 am to
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She likes it


I’ve never heard of a woman saying “Hell yeah you chugged that beer so fast babe”
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
131636 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:57 am to
She dated pale boring AIDSy looking guys for years

The obvious flex was to a big dumb jock
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
4682 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:57 am to
She likes his BWC
Posted by TDFreak
Coast to Coast - L.A. to Chicago
Member since Dec 2009
9285 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 7:59 am to
Isn’t she from Nashville?

It’s not like she’s from Fifth Avenue or something.

Plus now, everything they do in public is all theater to increase their bank accounts.
Posted by RummelTiger
Official TD Sauces Club Member
Member since Aug 2004
93645 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:00 am to
quote:

Set an egg timer on long this marriage will last.


You can also set an egg timer on you getting irrationally emotional about a trivial story that doesn't effect your life.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44458 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:03 am to
Not sure I can think of anything that I care less about than Taylor Swift and her social life.
Posted by doublecutter
Member since Oct 2003
7158 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:04 am to
A lot of posters rag on Tay Tay, but I would try to knock the bottom out of her.
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
16669 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:08 am to
Creates new topic involving a sports star.

Only the name of a pop star is mentioned.

Begins the topic with “So”

quote:

So Taylor Swift has decided to marry a Neanderthal
quote:

by Geekboy

Checks out
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134668 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:09 am to
A man at a sports event chugging beer!? The Horror!

Was he supposed to be sucking a mojito through a tiny straw?
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
7027 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:18 am to
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Begins the topic with “So”


Or beginning any sentence with "So"
I find this to be extremely annoying and I see it more and more lately. Sounds like a teenage girl. If you're a grown man starting your sentences with "So" then you deserve a kick in the nuts to remind you that you are a grown arse man.
This post was edited on 5/24/26 at 8:22 am
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12754 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:26 am to
quote:

A lot of posters rag on Tay Tay, but I would try to knock the bottom out of her.


I would give her the best 20 seconds of her life.

The rest of the time she can do what she wants. I will be at the lake house this summer on the water fishing with the kids or driving my F350 King Ranch Truck towing dirt karts to drive in the mud at our private dirt kart track.
This post was edited on 5/24/26 at 8:27 am
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
8147 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:31 am to
Ah yes. Once again RummelTiger. The self appointed post policeman. You can disagree without acting like every thread is a code violation.

You don’t really debate posts. You patrol them like the forum’s official Tigerdroppings inspector, sniffing around for anything that irritates you.

The funny thing is you keep telling people to get smarter, but your own contribution is usually just drive-by sarcasm with punctuation. Your whole act is basically “I’m smarter than everyone.”

Every forum has one guy who mistakes being chronically irritated for being perceptive. Congratulations.










This post was edited on 5/24/26 at 8:37 am
Posted by ReauxlTide222
St. Petersburg
Member since Nov 2010
91603 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:31 am to
Isn’t that a tradition of sorts? Article makes it seem like he’s out of control and the camera caught this candid moment.
Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
36198 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:32 am to
quote:


She dated pale boring AIDSy looking guys for years

The obvious flex was to a big dumb jock


Bill Maher talked about this (just watch the first 30 seconds or so)

This post was edited on 5/24/26 at 8:33 am
Posted by NC_Tigah
Make Orwell Fiction Again
Member since Sep 2003
139132 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:35 am to
quote:

Set an egg timer on long this marriage will last.
Looks like they are doing fine to me.







Posted by ClientNumber9
Member since Feb 2009
10125 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:35 am to
quote:

Or beginning any sentence with "So"
I find this to be extremely annoying and I see it more and more lately. Sounds like a teenage girl. If you're a grown man starting your sentences with "So" then you deserve a kick in the nuts to remind you that you are a grown arse man.


Thank you, Lord Jesus. It needed to be said.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12754 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:39 am to
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Is that a new standard NBA chair? Looks like they are sitting on the floor on kid height chairs.

I don’t know if I could watch a game for 3 hours sitting that low to the ground. And the seats are valued in the 4-5 figures per game.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102815 posts
Posted on 5/24/26 at 8:41 am to
quote:

I’ve never heard of a woman saying “Hell yeah you chugged that beer so fast babe”


My wife has shotgunned beer with me before

We drink and play darts and shoot pool in the bar room I built in my house all the time
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