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re: So, how do you approach and flirt with a woman?

Posted on 4/27/19 at 11:35 am to
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7268 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 11:35 am to
Ask if they’re a tranny first.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 11:37 am to
Eye contact and confidence. Everything else works itself out.
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 11:39 am to
i just feel so cheesy using cliche lines.

its so hard. And im so nervous about dates.
what do you talk about with them for hours by yourself. frick my life
Posted by AFistfulof$
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2013
1028 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 11:40 am to
Grab em by the crotch to check for balls like Mick Dundee. Having an Australian accent also helps
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 11:42 am to
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what am i supposed to be confident about ?
You don't have to be confident. You just have to appear confident. Faking it is fine. A smile is one effective tool.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 11:44 am to
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You just have to appear confident. Faking it is fine.


Eh, fake confidence becomes apparent in conversation.
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 4/27/19 at 11:50 am to
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So, how do you approach and flirt with a woman?



Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
48560 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 11:56 am to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 12:18 pm to
I usually just wait for her to come around on her own. Then I stuff a couple of singles in her g-string and tell her there's more where that came from.

Works every time.
Posted by Macintosh
Lane State University
Member since Sep 2011
56921 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 12:30 pm to
I buy her a cosmo and tell her how beautiful she is. I then proceed to ask her how she’s feeling and if there’s anything I could do to help. If that doesn’t work, I’ll then plan out What our future together will be like in the next 10 years. Girls love the perfect wedding story and picket fence with kids dreams
Posted by SemiNoblePursuit
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2016
2267 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 12:34 pm to
I tell her I just started posting on Tigerdroppings, and if she’s lucky I’ll give her my handle. It’s quite the panty-dropper.
Posted by GeauxHeaum
North Shore
Member since Apr 2019
138 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 12:36 pm to
Posted by SugarAggie
Member since Mar 2019
360 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 12:40 pm to
Serious question. Is this guy a troll or no? I’ve seen several desperation threads from him and it just seems too pathetic to be true. On the off chance that it’s not, go up to the ugliest girls you can find and start talking to them, make friends with them, bang them if you want. Work your way up from there so at least you are use to talking to girls and gain confidence along the way. That’s how I learned. Not proud of some of the broads I tackled along the way, but it goes a long way to building you up for the future. And if you make friends with the uglies they will probably invite you out with the rest of their friends which there are bound to be some hotties.
This post was edited on 4/27/19 at 12:56 pm
Posted by ScaryClown
Member since Nov 2016
5847 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 12:42 pm to
I thought they had apps for this now. Like pretty much you match and frick no talking necessary
Posted by rintintin
Life is Life
Member since Nov 2008
17102 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 12:47 pm to
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And im so nervous about dates. 
what do you talk about with them for hours by yourself. frick my life


A first date is immensely easier than a first approach. You just talk about yourselves, basically like an autobiography.

Look at it more along the lines of, you're "interviewing" her to see if you actually like this person. As oppose to wanting her to like you. You'll feel much more confident that way.
Posted by GeauxHeaum
North Shore
Member since Apr 2019
138 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 1:00 pm to
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I usually just wait for her to come around on her own. Then I stuff a couple of singles in her g-string and tell her there's more where that came from. Works every time.


If you're ever in Spokane, I highly recommend Bee at Stateline Showgirls for this very reason.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 1:13 pm to
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I dont have much time left


How old are you? You don't know how to talk to people?
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17457 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 1:16 pm to
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17457 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 1:17 pm to
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8747 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 1:20 pm to
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