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So, how do you approach and flirt with a woman?

Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:44 am
Posted by Boo Krewe
Member since Apr 2015
9810 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:44 am
I would appreciate serious answers please. I need help. I dont have much time left and it's now or never. There are too many hot girls here for me to not try. Wont be in this situation again. Girls from all over the world/US.
So :
How do i approach a girl at work or at the bus? A party?
What do i say thats not bland small talk.
Idk how to flirt or make jokes that will make them laugh.
What do you guys talk about with girls at the bar? Wtf do yall have to say to random people at the bar and how do you convince them to go back to your place? this shite is rocket science to me.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Alpha Silverfox
Member since Oct 2011
41607 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:46 am to
I usually grab their hand and put it in my pants. Things usually take care of themselves from there.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18052 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:46 am to
Hold on to your butts
Posted by Mr Wonderful
Love City
Member since Oct 2015
1045 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:46 am to
quote:

Boo Krewe

Posted by littlePNdaB
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2010
837 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:47 am to
Open with, "nice tiddies, wanta bone"

You will fail 100% of the times you dont try... it's a numbers game. All about volume
This post was edited on 4/27/19 at 10:48 am
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155621 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:47 am to
PIIHB
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5525 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:48 am to
Careful with pursuits at work.

You talk to them, ask questions, and be interested.
Posted by rpr4695
Member since May 2013
2094 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:48 am to
“Damn you shite with that arse?”
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35033 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:48 am to
“Ay girl, can I pee in your butt?”
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20360 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:48 am to
You better be flirting with trannies too. Don’t be ridiculous about the having a cock thing.
Posted by Apache
San Diego
Member since Dec 2013
2481 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:49 am to
Women love to talk about themselves. Ask them questions and try not to look bored while you listen to their drivel.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55634 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:49 am to
Why did you start the thread title with "so"?
Posted by biglego
Ask your mom where I been
Member since Nov 2007
76315 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:49 am to
quote:

I would appreciate serious answers please.


You’ve come to the right place. I suggest you find a semi private restroom, go rub one out, and carry on with your day.
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24516 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:49 am to
Tell her I post on the O-T
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
35401 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:50 am to
After reading that other thread, I've changed my approach. I ask her if her dick is bigger than mine. I don't mind women with dicks, but I can't flirt with one who has a bigger one than I do.
Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18212 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:50 am to
Accidentally let a magnum condom stick out a little when you reach in your wallet.
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:51 am to
Treatt a whore like a queen and a queen like a whore.
This post was edited on 4/27/19 at 10:51 am
Posted by VABuckeye
Naples, FL
Member since Dec 2007
35549 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:51 am to
Jesus Christ. It's not that difficult. Just show a little interest in them. Make eye contact. Don't act like a creep. It's not rocket science.
Posted by TulaneFan
Slidell, LA
Member since Jan 2008
14035 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:52 am to
quote:

So, how do you approach and flirt with a woman?


With a rag and some chloroform
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56252 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:52 am to
Yo BK
Here’s what you want to know. Hope it takes care of your issues.
How to approach a woman from the Art of Charm
This post was edited on 4/27/19 at 11:05 am
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