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re: So, how do you approach and flirt with a woman?

Posted on 4/27/19 at 1:23 pm to
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
Member since Dec 2007
71661 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 1:23 pm to
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You're an extremely overweight Indian in the states. Unless you're worth 200 million, your dating pool is miniscule




If this is true he should just buy a sex doll
Posted by DJ3K
Member since Dec 2011
7510 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 2:17 pm to
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girl at work


Hide behind the door and scare her

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at the bus


Pay for her bus fare

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A party?


Say girl you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw

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What do i say thats not bland small talk. 


Wanna get high and talk about aliens?

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What do you guys talk about with girls at the bar? 


Say girl you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw

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how do you convince them to go back to your place? 


Say girl you like to draw? Because I put the D in raw
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122525 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 2:24 pm to
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what do you talk about with them for hours by yourself.


Does anyone above the age of 18 talk with someone for hours? frick that noise.

A dude I use to hang out with had no shame. He would see a girl he thought was hot and go talk to her. Whether it was in a bar, in the store, etc.. One day someone asked him how does he do it without even thinking about it. He said he would picture the girl sitting on the toilet and it made him not hold her up above anyone else so going talk to them wasn't a big deal..
Posted by SugarAggie
Member since Mar 2019
360 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 6:13 pm to
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You're an extremely overweight Indian in the states


No way. Indian guys are the most confident dudes I’ve ever seen when it comes to approaching women. Creepy and no shame sure. But damn they aren’t afraid of going up to every single girl in a bar and then ask to have sex with them. It’s impressive really.
This post was edited on 4/27/19 at 6:14 pm
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138834 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 6:18 pm to
Fake it 'till you make it
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 6:34 pm to
This post even made me blush. Me!
Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 6:35 pm to
Bobs or vagana whichever will it be
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
29677 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 6:36 pm to
Honestly I wasn't great at it but if I really felt like a girl was starring and giving real signs of interest I'd go over and just introduce myself and kind of go from there. Never really had a set way of doing it.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 7:28 pm to
I love these threads and don't care if it's real or a larp.

All I ask is don't shoot anyone else when you go out.

Now I'm gonna read this nonsense
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 7:37 pm to
He's obviously defective.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94632 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 7:56 pm to
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So, how do you approach and flirt with a woman?


Y'all are making this too hard on yourselves. You can literally walk up and start talking to any woman about anything and they will respond.

Just don't open the conversation with "want to go back to my place?"and 100% of women will be happy to talk to you.

Where you go from there is up to you but if you want a sure fire win and you know you'll see that woman again just walk away after chatting and plan to bump into her again in a day or 2. For some reason when they see you again it's like shooting fish in a barrel to get a date. Pro tip: remember one thing from the previous conversation they said and ask about it.

You're welcome.
This post was edited on 4/27/19 at 8:04 pm
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37954 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 9:14 pm to
The biggest thing is be confident in yourself.
A close number 2 is always leave her wanting more.
For example, you introduce yourself and say something pertaining to the establishment you’re in, she responds positively and you now have her engaged. After just a minute or two have a non-rude reason why you need to walk off. You’re now in a delicate situation so you need to leave her with your charm. Then circle back to her a while later (could be a day or so if not at a bar) and apologize for whatever reason you had to walk off and pick up where you left off.

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CAD703X


Great minds..
This post was edited on 4/27/19 at 9:16 pm
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 9:17 pm to
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You will fail 100% of the times you dont try... it's a numbers game. All about volume



Ok Boomhauer
Posted by dbuchanon
Member since Nov 2014
21044 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 9:22 pm to
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How do i approach a girl at work

You dont


"Never stick your pen in company ink."

-Ric Flair-
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39216 posts
Posted on 4/27/19 at 10:32 pm to
Just do the naked man. Walk into the room butt naked. Either they are fricking or fleeing. No time in this life to blow smoke.
Posted by Stiles
Member since Sep 2017
3458 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 1:19 am to
What always has worked for me is when I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
37474 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 3:03 am to
There’s a YT channel where this dude does ridiculous stuff and cheesy pickup lines to get girls numbers and it’s hilarious how often it works. Confidence and not being afraid/care about rejection is the main takeaway (especially playing it off after they say they have a boyfriend/already taken)

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A lot more on his channel
This post was edited on 4/28/19 at 3:30 am
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
22389 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 10:14 am to
Ask if they like apples. If they say yes, you say "me too, let's frick".
Posted by slick50
Member since Jan 2015
204 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 10:20 am to
Lay this on some broad at the bus stop cuzz: "If I had a soccer ball, could we kick it"? Then hit her up for a camel or Winston, AND a light!
Posted by DrSteveBrule
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
12544 posts
Posted on 4/28/19 at 11:14 am to
There are a couple guys on YouTube that film themselves being really awkward walking up to girls yet they have confidence. That's really all it is. They pick up women so much easier than any of these self proclaimed pick up artists that follow this formula of "hey where is the nearest starbucks? Actually im just kidding, i thought you were really cute and wanted to say hello". Not to mention those guys are usually tall or ripped and really they are in denial about how much they get by on their looks.

I mean really, just start a conversation out of genuine interest with "picking them up" being the last thought on your mind.

EDIT: the guy in the video links a couple posts above is one of the ones I'm referencing. He just straight up doesn't give a frick.
This post was edited on 4/28/19 at 11:16 am
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