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re: So Carrie Underwood got 50 stitches in face?

Posted on 1/1/18 at 10:34 pm to
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36811 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 10:34 pm to
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hope this isn’t true about the stitches. This would be like the Mona Lisa getting red paint thrown on it.



I’d like to throw some primer on her
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15818 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 10:35 pm to
She looked fine singing the intro to Sunday Night Football last week
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 10:35 pm to
Why was this
quote:

In my opinion, Carrie Underwood is the most beautiful woman on the planet. She’s fricking perfect.


a response to this
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Like regular dick but with a hint of your mom's cooch.


?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118273 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 10:36 pm to
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Underwood posted a photo of herself to Instagram last week with her face almost entirely covered by a scarf.



Hmmm. Rhinoplasty gone wrong IMO.
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 10:39 pm to
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el Gaucho



Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 10:42 pm to
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el Gaucho


For such an elaborate made up story you didn’t even make it remotely believable. You expect me to believe Carrie Underwood does her own grocery shopping?
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118273 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 10:53 pm to
So, you can’t believe she shops for food. But you believe that she fell and apparently needed 40-50 stitches?
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32430 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:01 pm to
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Why was this
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In my opinion, Carrie Underwood is the most beautiful woman on the planet. She’s fricking perfect.


a response to this


You must really be bored if you’re going back checking the ‘replies to’. To answer your question, I just read half the thread then clicked randomly on a reply button. It appears you spent more time concerned about which one than I did.
This post was edited on 1/1/18 at 11:04 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45571 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:10 pm to
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She looked fine singing the intro to Sunday Night Football last week


That’s why they had to cancel this past Sunday.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47764 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:13 pm to
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How’s her legs?


Perfect. Feet on one end, gash on the other.
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:18 pm to
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Perfect. Feet on one end, gash on the other.



No, bruh...the rumor is the gash was on her face!!!!
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76208 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:29 pm to
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electrical infetterence
Well done!

Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66987 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:30 pm to
I would let Carrie Underwood beat me with a 2x4 just to let me do her laundry
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30048 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:31 pm to
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How’s my mom’s twat taste?


Like my dick after four days of eating only seafood gumbo.

And semen. Lots of semen.

Posted by Grim
Member since Dec 2013
12489 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:34 pm to
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Facebook says it's karma for talking shot on Trump

Trump supporters are such retards
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
6206 posts
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:34 pm to
Lol. Classic copypasta story used to shite on celebrities
Posted by League Champs
Bayou Self
Member since Oct 2012
10340 posts
Posted on 1/2/18 at 12:00 am to
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I saw Carrie Underwood at a grocery store in lafayette one time. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Underwood trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

That is not at all what happened

The only true part was that she had candy bars. But they weren't Milky Ways, and nowhere near 15. More like 6.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9350 posts
Posted on 1/2/18 at 4:53 am to
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I saw Carrie Underwood at a grocery store in lafayette one time. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Underwood trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

How many pots did you take last night?
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 1/2/18 at 5:16 am to
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This would be like the Mona Lisa getting red paint thrown on it.


Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76784 posts
Posted on 1/2/18 at 7:45 am to
drops her to an OT 9.5?
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