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Posted on 1/1/18 at 10:35 pm to BRgetthenet
She looked fine singing the intro to Sunday Night Football last week
Posted on 1/1/18 at 10:35 pm to supadave3
Why was this
a response to this
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In my opinion, Carrie Underwood is the most beautiful woman on the planet. She’s fricking perfect.
a response to this
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Like regular dick but with a hint of your mom's cooch.
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Posted on 1/1/18 at 10:36 pm to weadjust
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Underwood posted a photo of herself to Instagram last week with her face almost entirely covered by a scarf.
Hmmm. Rhinoplasty gone wrong IMO.
Posted on 1/1/18 at 10:42 pm to el Gaucho
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el Gaucho
For such an elaborate made up story you didn’t even make it remotely believable. You expect me to believe Carrie Underwood does her own grocery shopping?
Posted on 1/1/18 at 10:53 pm to sweetwaterbilly
So, you can’t believe she shops for food. But you believe that she fell and apparently needed 40-50 stitches?
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:01 pm to LucasP
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Why was this
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In my opinion, Carrie Underwood is the most beautiful woman on the planet. She’s fricking perfect.
a response to this
You must really be bored if you’re going back checking the ‘replies to’. To answer your question, I just read half the thread then clicked randomly on a reply button. It appears you spent more time concerned about which one than I did.
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Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:10 pm to weadjust
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She looked fine singing the intro to Sunday Night Football last week
That’s why they had to cancel this past Sunday.
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:13 pm to OysterPoBoy
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How’s her legs?
Perfect. Feet on one end, gash on the other.
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:18 pm to Hangit
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Perfect. Feet on one end, gash on the other.
No, bruh...the rumor is the gash was on her face!!!!
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:29 pm to el Gaucho
quote:Well done!
electrical infetterence
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:30 pm to Chad504boy
I would let Carrie Underwood beat me with a 2x4 just to let me do her laundry
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:31 pm to BRgetthenet
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How’s my mom’s twat taste?
Like my dick after four days of eating only seafood gumbo.
And semen. Lots of semen.
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:34 pm to Chad504boy
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Facebook says it's karma for talking shot on Trump
Trump supporters are such retards
Posted on 1/1/18 at 11:34 pm to el Gaucho
Lol. Classic copypasta story used to shite on celebrities
Posted on 1/2/18 at 12:00 am to el Gaucho
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I saw Carrie Underwood at a grocery store in lafayette one time. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Underwood trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
That is not at all what happened
The only true part was that she had candy bars. But they weren't Milky Ways, and nowhere near 15. More like 6.
Posted on 1/2/18 at 4:53 am to el Gaucho
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I saw Carrie Underwood at a grocery store in lafayette one time. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Underwood trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
How many pots did you take last night?
Posted on 1/2/18 at 5:16 am to supadave3
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This would be like the Mona Lisa getting red paint thrown on it.

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