re: So Carrie Underwood got 50 stitches in face?

Noice...

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Maybe we can start a new campaign like "#metoo" about women knowing when to shut the frick up.

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It's very rare I laugh out loud at something on here, but I'm cleaning coffee off of my desk because of you.

Pretty sure my secretary thinks I'm insane.

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No, bruh...the rumor is the gash was on her face!!!!

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It would be better if it was on mine.

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I saw Carrie Underwood at a grocery store in lafayette one time. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask for photos or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Underwood trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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LOL

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I saw Carrie Underwood at a grocery store in lafayette one time. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw Underwood trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

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no walking of the dinosaur?

50 stitches doesn't mean it was a big cut. For someone whose face makes money she's going to have a good plastic surgeon do the stitches to minimize scarring.

Hell I busted my brow open in HS putting the top on my Jeep and I had almost 30 stitches for a 1" cut. some were "internal" stitches and the rest were external.

Luckily for her, it's her talent that keeps her rich and famous.

She shouldn't have bashed TRUMP and alienated 85% of her fanbase.