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re: So are we still mocking the Old Testamament? Cuz it sure looks like we're heading there
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:48 am to AUCE05
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:48 am to AUCE05
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Unfortunately people put magic in it for their monetary gain.
Are you saying Pastor Spell can't cast away the Corona for a nominal tithe and/and donation to the church? HEATHEN!
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Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:48 am to beerJeep
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If you’re holy and believe in god you should seek death to bask in gods eternal glory forever.
At least try to stay up, thats was covered in the NT
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And in those days men shall seek death, and shall in no wise find it; and they shall desire to die, and death fleeth from them.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:51 am to beerJeep
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Are you saying my dad didn’t bust a nut in my mom and 9 months later I was born?
Are you saying your dad originated semen, and constructed the first ever womb in your mom? Cuz I don't believe you.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:52 am to League Champs
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At least try to stay up, thats was covered in the NT
If you want to meet god, it is my holy duty to send you to meet your god. That is a holy act. I released you from sin and damnation to spend eternity in gods golden glow.
You should thank me.
Unless.
Of course.
You’re scared that there is no god and death is just that. Death.
A true believer wouldn’t want to waste another second of their pitiful and wasteful existence on earth. They want to meet god and they want to meet him now.
You aren’t a true believer. You’re a false prophet who peddles bullshite instead of seeking to meet your god that you do so worship.
Put your beliefs where your mouth is. Kill yourself and meet your god once and for all.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:53 am to League Champs
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Are you saying your dad originated semen, and constructed the first ever womb in your mom?
That’s called evolution bud.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:54 am to beerJeep
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evolution
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:59 am to beerJeep
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Unless.
Of course.
You’re scared that there is no god and death is just that. Death.
lulz
The guy hiding in his basement, is accusing the guy who wants to attend church of being afraid.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 11:00 am to beerJeep
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That’s called evolution bud.
Like I said, best of luck with that.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 11:01 am to League Champs
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The guy hiding in his basement, is accusing the guy who wants to attend church of being afraid.
There are basements in Louisiana? Not many. I certainly haven’t seen one.
But yes. You are a coward. You don’t believe what you preach. If you did, you wouldn’t want to live on this shite planet anymore. You’d be seeking eternal paradise with your god.
So why aren’t you trying to meet this god? Why are you still cowering away on earth as a mortal sinner? Be done with it. Die and meet your god.
Coward.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 11:01 am to League Champs
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Like I said, best of luck with that.
“I reject your reality and substitute my own”
Posted on 4/1/20 at 11:04 am to League Champs
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You get that when someone is supposedly "killed" they go to God, not away from him forever?
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 11:44 am to League Champs
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The term is human secularism.
Fair enough, narrows down who you want to marginalize.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 11:45 am to League Champs
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3) Sex only with your wife (cause you cant leave your home}
You had me until this one
Posted on 4/1/20 at 11:50 am to League Champs
I definitely think that some of you are really mentally ill, I mean, like you’ve got papers to prove it.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 12:01 pm to League Champs
This is next level stupid. Jfc.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 12:17 pm to Wtodd
This is the warm up. Gettin' very hot very soon...and I don't mean summer.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 12:18 pm to League Champs
Posted on 4/1/20 at 12:22 pm to kciDAtaE
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People are mocking the Old Testament
you mean where you can sell your daughter into slavery if she backtalks you?
yes then.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 12:22 pm to Mike da Tigah
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I definitely think that some of you are really mentally ill, I mean, like you’ve got papers to prove it.
Says the guy gleefully accepting a stay at home order, from people basing their 'opinion' on models created from the worst outbreak area in the entire nation.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 12:33 pm to League Champs
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2) Prohibiting alcohol sales
6) No smoking
7) Breaking Sabbath (or in modern times = curfew)
8) Cover your face like the Muslims require
Do you even know anything about what is in the Old Testament? Show me where these are in the Old Testament.
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