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re: So are we still mocking the Old Testamament? Cuz it sure looks like we're heading there
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:34 am to League Champs
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:34 am to League Champs
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pigs. Decided by priests.
until they tasted bacon?
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its bats. Decided by posters.
makes sense. unless you make a roux first.
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Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:35 am to Pelican fan99
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The great players of the Old Testament have begun. This virus is just the beginning
1) plagues - corona, check
2) pestilence - locust swarms, check
3) earthquakes - Honshu, Indonesia, Ecuador, check
4) famines - will be a certainty if Yellowstone goes off
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:36 am to League Champs
so I don't need to pay my mortgage, right?
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:37 am to League Champs
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The priests of the Old testament, who wrote those books that modern people mock, were the Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx of their day. The most learned men of their community.
They didn't make it up. The Big Man told them exactly what to write.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:37 am to League Champs
Bow before me for I am your god.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:38 am to League Champs
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:39 am to oldcharlie8
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what kind of God kills people
You get that when someone is supposedly "killed" they go to God, not away from him forever?
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:40 am to League Champs
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ou get that when someone is supposedly "killed" they go to God, not away from him forever?
so, kill everyone?
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:41 am to Salmon
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so I don't need to pay my mortgage, right?
Did you enter into a contract? Then honor your word. Also Biblical.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:42 am to League Champs
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You get that when someone is supposedly "killed" they go to God, not away from him forever?
So it’s holy to kill now? After all, it gets you eternity with your god (me). What if I (your god) kill you? Do you still spend eternity with me?
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:42 am to Esquire
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They didn't make it up. The Big Man told them exactly what to write.
And computer modelers told the Drs. what to say.
Same concept. Its just a matter of who you trust. Your creator, or your neighbor?
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:43 am to League Champs
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Your creator, or your neighbor?
I trust my parents more than my neighbors. Yes.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:44 am to League Champs
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Your creator
i trust my parents far more than
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your neighbor
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:44 am to MorbidTheClown
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so, kill everyone?
Because you know someone that will has not, or will not die?
Otherwise, Thou shalt not kill. Also, Biblical.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:45 am to League Champs
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1) plagues - corona, check
2) pestilence - locust swarms, check
3) earthquakes - Honshu, Indonesia, Ecuador, check
4) famines - will be a certainty if Yellowstone goes off
I'm all for whatever it takes to get you to stop posting.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:45 am to League Champs
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Because you know someone that will has not, or will not die?
If one is holy and wants to meet god, is it not holy to send one to meet their god?
If you’re holy and believe in god you should seek death to bask in gods eternal glory forever.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:46 am to beerJeep
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:47 am to MorbidTheClown
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Your creator
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my parents
Best of luck with that.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:47 am to League Champs
yep, i was pretty lucky.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:47 am to League Champs
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Best of luck with that.
Are you saying my dad didn’t bust a nut in my mom and 9 months later I was born?
Weird conclusion.
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