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re: So are we still mocking the Old Testamament? Cuz it sure looks like we're heading there
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:10 am to League Champs
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:10 am to League Champs
There will be Trumpets at the end of the world.
Trumpets....
Trump/Pence!!!
Trumpets....
Trump/Pence!!!
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Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:10 am to Mo Jeaux
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And some are just cooler than others, so why aren't they right? I think Apollo is a pretty cool god.
Yeah I mean, he had some faults but you know David Koresh was crushing some quality trim. That guy fricks. I see the appeal
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:12 am to League Champs
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5) No gay sex (this virus if found in feces)
the frick?
Don't you think kissing is a bit more effective transmission vehicle?
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:12 am to League Champs
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Everything will be just fine.
the only smart thing you have stated in this thread
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:13 am to TheCaterpillar
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Don't you think kissing is a bit more effective transmission vehicle?
Who kisses during anal sex?
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:13 am to League Champs
Everyone’s story on earth ends the same way, with death. Now, the time and place, that’s the big mystery.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:14 am to fightin tigers
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Who kisses during anal sex?
Kiss that brown star to lube it up.
But I'm just assuming there might've been a little foreplay before bustin' a butthole.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:14 am to League Champs
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There's a government that exists where your neighbors aren't your elected leaders? That kinda defeats the purposes of having elections, doesn't it?
Merely narrowing down your broad subject matter.
Are elected officials representing government which is religion in your scenario?
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:19 am to League Champs
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Where have you been? Every atheist on the planet laughs at the OT rules as one reason they don't accept religion any longer.
Here's mockery of religion for you. Tons of people here profess to be 'religious' and drone on how they go to church on Sundays. Yet, seven days a week they'll log on here or some other forum and treat other people like shite. But... oh... so long as they go to church and say 'Jesus, forgive m3h' once a week, everything is cool.
99% of the people on the OT who profess to be religious don't actually live in a religious manner, like Jesus would have, or however you want to phrase it. They think performing some perfunctory rituals makes every other act they do okay. That's the biggest mockery of all.
This post was edited on 4/1/20 at 10:20 am
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:20 am to League Champs
Everytime something horrible happens be it natural disaster or war you always see some religous folks jizzing themselves over the idea of the end times
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:21 am to dawgfan24348
quote:It's almost like their earthly existence is boring because of all the self-imposed rules and restrictions, so they're excited for the unknown that comes after
Everytime something horrible happens be it natural disaster or war you always see some religous folks jizzing themselves over the idea of the end times
This post was edited on 4/1/20 at 10:22 am
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:23 am to wildtigercat93
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Seems pretty harsh to wager eternal damnation on a guess of which of the thousands of religion is the right one.
1) For the Bible to be accurate, all religions would have flowed from the first religion practiced by mankind.
1) You clearly haven't researched the spread of religion. Pretty much all of them can be traced to Caucus mountains. They just altered their beliefs and practices as man spread across the world.
Example: Buddha - born into the Shakya clan. They came from the region in India that followed the Vedic texts. The Vedic texts also produced Hinduism. They are also traced back to the Kurgan culture in the Caucus mountains. Wanna know who else came from the Caucus mountains region? Christians. Greek mythology. Pagans.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:26 am to OrangeEmpire
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Are elected officials representing government which is religion in your scenario?
The term is human secularism.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:28 am to League Champs
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(today its hand washing)
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when you enter a home
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2) Prohibiting alcohol sales
frick dat
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4) Not eating certain animals
which ones? who decides?
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5) No gay sex (this virus if found in feces)
only gay if you're in front
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6) No smoking
what about weed?
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7) Breaking Sabbath (or in modern times = curfew)
what's a curfew?
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8) Cover your face like the Muslims requir
nope
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:28 am to MileHigh_Tiger
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It's almost like their earthly existence is boring because of all the self-imposed rules and restrictions, so they're excited for the unknown that comes after
If they're so bored they can certainly cash their ticket to check out the alleged next life with relative ease.
This post was edited on 4/1/20 at 10:29 am
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:30 am to MorbidTheClown
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4) Not eating certain animals
which ones? who decides?
In the original OT, it was pigs. Decided by priests.
In the current OT, its bats. Decided by posters.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:30 am to League Champs
The great plagues of the Old Testament have begun. This virus is just the beginning
This post was edited on 4/1/20 at 11:13 am
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:30 am to League Champs
Posted on 4/1/20 at 10:30 am to League Champs
people are constantly saying that God planned this so that people come back to him and forget about all the material things in their life. my question is: what kind of God kills people to make you "come back to him"?
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