- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: So are we still mocking the Old Testamament? Cuz it sure looks like we're heading there
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:15 am to League Champs
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:15 am to League Champs
You're a crazy person
1
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:15 am to League Champs
quote:
noticed you intentionally left off what pretty much every other pandemic started from, pigs
SARS = Bats/Cats
MERS = Camels
Bubonic Plague = Rats
Denge Fever = Mosquitos
HIV = Chimpanzees
Ebola = Bats
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:15 am to League Champs
If anyone thinks some deity has anything to do with this they are retarded. If Hitler or AIDS didn't get him off his arse you think a flu will get him moving? Kids die of starvation every day. Innocent, unblemished precious children. Suddenly a bad flu hits the first world and we start making biblical references to end times? Charmin soft. Give me a fricking break.
If god exists, he left humanity to its own devices long ago. He is not an interventionalist, at best.
If god exists, he left humanity to its own devices long ago. He is not an interventionalist, at best.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:16 am to League Champs
quote:
1) Perform rituals like foot washing when you enter a home (today its hand washing)
The recommendation is pretty much to stay at home, not wash your hands when you visit others.
quote:
2) Prohibiting alcohol sales
What does this have to do with the Old Testament? Even in the New Testament, the first public miracle that Jesus performed was to make wine.
quote:
3) Sex only with your wife (cause you can't leave your home}
Lol. You must not have read the Old Testament.
quote:
4) Not eating certain animals
Wait, which ones are we not supposed to eat now?
quote:
5) No gay sex (this virus if found in feces)
Haven't heard the governor talk about that yet? Incidentally, straight sex will transfer the virus just as well.
quote:
6) No smoking[\quote]
What does this have to do with the Old Testament? Smoking isn't mentioned in the Bible.
[quote]7) Breaking Sabbath (or in modern times = curfew)
What? I guess you'll have to explain how a curfew is "breaking Sabbath."
quote:
8) Cover your face like the Muslims require
There's no current mandate to cover your face. Oh, and the Old Testament has nothing to do with Muslims.
Dumb post.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:16 am to League Champs
quote:This is inaccurate
I noticed you intentionally left off what pretty much every other pandemic started from, pigs
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:16 am to BluegrassBelle
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:18 am to League Champs
quote:
8) Cover your face like the Muslims require
Nowhere in the Quran is there a requirement for women to cover themselves. The only mention is a verse that urges poor women and slaves to wear a coat when leaving the city to urinate and defecate.
This was to avoid rape by perverts who waited on the outskirts. They wouldn’t rape women in coats because they viewed them as rich and knew their families would seek revenge if they were harmed. It doesn’t mention how poors and slaves could get coats.
Burkas are the result of twisted guidelines by fundamentalists who resent women having any power in the religion.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:18 am to League Champs
quote:
1) Perform rituals like foot washing when you enter a home (today its hand washing)
To compare this with handwashing is beyond ridiculous....I'm certain religious leaders from every denomination would agree.
quote:
2) Prohibiting alcohol sales
This spigot is still wide open.
quote:
4) Not eating certain animals
I'm wondering which religion suggests eating bats?
quote:
5) No gay sex (this virus if found in feces)
I'll give you this....yep basically right down the line....and I don't disagree personally, but as God calls for I'm tolerant.
quote:
6) No smoking
People still smoke....but I can see where you are here.
quote:
7) Breaking Sabbath (or in modern times = curfew)
Sabbath != curfew
quote:
8) Cover your face like the Muslims require
Still slow to catch on and the damn Asians see it as a fashion plus.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:19 am to League Champs
Extinction would be preferable to religion making that big of a come back. Religious bullshite is how we got here in the first place.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:21 am to League Champs
quote:
2) Prohibiting alcohol sales
Where?
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:21 am to League Champs
quote:
5) No gay sex (this virus if found in feces)
It's also in saliva, so no heterosexual kissing.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:22 am to BreesyInBigEasy
quote:
You're a crazy person
Yeah, because you're not forcibly sitting at home directed by your "religious" leaders to avoid contact, wash your hands, wear masks, give up your constitutional rights, and then proceed to post on a message board furious how that churches are violating the newest religious edict. Just to keep hospitals from working too hard.
The Old Testament was just rules they followed, exactly like the ones you are following right at this exact moment.
People will laugh their asses off at your backward behavior during these time, in probably less than 100 years.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:29 am to League Champs
This is by far the absolute worst post i have ever seen on this site.....the worst.....so fricking bad i had to post to say how bad
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:31 am to League Champs
quote:
So are we still mocking the Old Testamament? Cuz it sure looks like we're heading there
"Uh oh, mawmaw. Pawpaw got on the computer again. Better git him offa there."
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:37 am to ShoeBang
quote:
If anyone thinks some deity has anything to do with this they are retarded
As expected, atheists would miss the point.
The priests of the Old testament, who wrote those books that modern people mock, were the Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx of their day. The most learned men of their community.
In other words, you have become ardent supporters of what you once openly mocked. You just have accepted a different religion. One that worship the supposed wisdom of a man, and not a deity.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:38 am to BiggerBear
quote:
not wash your hands when you visit others.
LoL
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:40 am to kywildcatfanone
Every knee shall bow.
Sooner or later.
Sooner or later.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:40 am to BiggerBear
quote:
Oh, and the Old Testament has nothing to do with Muslims.
WoW!
quote:
Islam believes that the Old Testament contains revealed truth. Islam teaches that God revealed eternal truth to prophets prior to Muhammad, including the prophets of the Hebrew Bible. Islam also recognizes the legitimacy of the sacred scriptures written by these prophets.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:43 am to Kentucker
quote:
Nowhere in the Quran is there a requirement for women to cover themselves.
Nowhere in the Constitution is there a requirement for people to stay at home because a mayor is scared.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:44 am to League Champs
Old Testament Law was in place for a nomadic people. That's why it revolves around cleanliness.
Also, the eye for an eye is not about retribution or a vendetta, it's about compensation.
The entire set of laws revolved around compensation.
Also, the eye for an eye is not about retribution or a vendetta, it's about compensation.
The entire set of laws revolved around compensation.
Page 2 of 7
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News