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So are we still mocking the Old Testamament? Cuz it sure looks like we're heading there
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:00 am
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:00 am
1) Perform rituals like foot washing when you enter a home (today its hand washing)
2) Prohibiting alcohol sales
3) Sex only with your wife (cause you cant leave your home}
4) Not eating certain animals
5) No gay sex (this virus if found in feces)
6) No smoking
7) Breaking Sabbath (or in modern times = curfew)
8) Cover your face like the Muslims require
I guess the most hilarious thing is all of you accepting it because a doctor told you, but if it was a preacher, Oh Boy!
2) Prohibiting alcohol sales
3) Sex only with your wife (cause you cant leave your home}
4) Not eating certain animals
5) No gay sex (this virus if found in feces)
6) No smoking
7) Breaking Sabbath (or in modern times = curfew)
8) Cover your face like the Muslims require
I guess the most hilarious thing is all of you accepting it because a doctor told you, but if it was a preacher, Oh Boy!
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Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:01 am to League Champs
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2) Prohibiting alcohol sales
the frick
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:02 am to League Champs
As always, God is not mocked.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:02 am to League Champs
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Prohibiting alcohol sales
Yeah I am out on that.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:02 am to League Champs
Heading for the Old Testament? Yeah doesn't work like that......see New Testament....IF you really talking about heading for the end times, like in Revelations, then the answer is no this isn't it....that will be MUCH worse.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:02 am to League Champs
muh Gilead
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:03 am to League Champs
So God is killing a bunch of people to show us the error of our ways?
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:03 am to HempHead
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the frick
Its starting in some communities, because you cant control your decisions while drunk. And you force the popo to possibly be infected to incarcerate someone dumb arse
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:04 am to League Champs
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Its starting in some communities
Where?
Some folks can literally die without alcohol.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:04 am to League Champs
quote:Ahh yes, this recent trend where people in the developed world are advised against eating bats and pangolins that they purchased from a Chinese slum
4) Not eating certain animals
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:05 am to League Champs
The bible is a lessons learned doc for humans in parables. Unfortunately people put magic in it for their monetary gain.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:05 am to League Champs
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So are we still mocking the Old Testamament?
People are mocking the Old Testament?
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:06 am to Antonio Moss
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So God is killing a bunch of people to show us the error of our ways?
No, their fellow humans in Leviticus made up what are we view as weird rules to ensure their health, 6,000 years ago
Trust me, we will be mocked 2,000 years from now, due to our written, documented actions today
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:08 am to League Champs
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3) Sex only with your wife (cause you cant leave your home}
Bold of you to assume married folks are having sex right now with the kids home 24/7.
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5) No gay sex (this virus if found in feces)
What?
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:09 am to League Champs
Did Jesus not institute his supper with wine at PASSOVER?
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:09 am to Pecker
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Ahh yes, this recent trend where people in the developed world are advised against eating bats and pangolins that they purchased from a Chinese slum
So new, progressive, and edgy
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:10 am to Pecker
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eating bats and pangolin
I noticed you intentionally left off what pretty much every other pandemic started from, pigs. You know the animal that Jews and Muslims both forbid in the OT.
But of course they were so backwards way back when, right?
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:13 am to League Champs
Ugh
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:13 am to League Champs
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2) Prohibiting alcohol sales
My alcohol consumption has only increased during all of this.
Posted on 4/1/20 at 9:14 am to kciDAtaE
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People are mocking the Old Testament?
Where have you been? Every atheist on the planet laughs at the OT rules as one reason they don't accept religion any longer.
Except their new religion is government, and they are demanding we all follow it to the letter.
Except government is just a fancy term for your neighbors. Just like their neighbors were the same people who wrote the Old Testament, for the dangers they faced daily.
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