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Smashed my finger this morning - Possible NSFW

Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:30 am
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
5986 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:30 am
Never had a smashed finger quite this bad. Dropped a car battery on it. Think its bad enough that I should I go see a dr?




Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
37762 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:31 am to
Soak it in cider
Posted by papasmurf1269
Hells Pass
Member since Apr 2005
20903 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:31 am to
Heat up a needle, red hot and stick it right through the fingernail. You relieve all that pressure and you’ll be fine.
Posted by frequent flyer
USA
Member since Jul 2021
2985 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:31 am to
You know what they say about small hands…..
Posted by OK Roughneck
The Sooner State
Member since Aug 2021
9381 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:31 am to
Back when I worked on drilling rigs I usually had 2 like that. Some of those smashing memories still make me cringe.

Posted by 0jersey
Paradise
Member since Sep 2006
1839 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:33 am to
Watch it over the next few hours. If it continues to swell and stay painful you may need to get an xray.

Sometimes a fracture happens that may need to be pinned. Other times the fracture is not displaced and will heal.

You will likely need a finger splint.

How long ago did you smash it and how?
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
13887 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:34 am to
Sure, buddy....
We all know that's what happens when you stick your finger in some Monkeypox booty.....
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
5986 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:36 am to
quote:

How long ago did you smash it and how?



About 3 hours ago. Dropped a car battery on it
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54348 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:36 am to
Dem knuckles ain't much, baw.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65740 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:37 am to
You could be a successful female hand model.
quote:


Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20045 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:38 am to
Not worth a doctor trip. Watch it to see if you need to fiddle a tiny drill bit into the purple part.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6408 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:39 am to
Those knuckles haven't checked many faces
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:40 am to
quote:

Soak it in cider
arse too or no?
This post was edited on 9/13/22 at 11:41 am
Posted by FreeState
Member since Jun 2012
3177 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:42 am to
I’ve seen worse smashes in the Quad.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:43 am to
quote:

Smashed my finger
didn’t realize you were a woman


Did you tell your husband you can’t finger his prostate for a week or so?
Posted by tterrific
Member since Sep 2022
649 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:44 am to
quote:

Dropped a car battery on it


Am I the only one that wants to know how you were lifting a car battery with just the other hand?
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16213 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:45 am to
quote:

Think its bad enough that I should I go see a dr?


Are you serious?

The worst thing that's going to happen is you're going to lose that nail.

And oh yeah, if the pressure and throbbing is too much to bear, heat a needle and let the blood out.
Posted by The Eric
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2008
20992 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:45 am to
how is this possibly NSFW?

Your finger is barely smashed. Man up and ice it for about 20 minutes and move on with your life.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
16213 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:48 am to
quote:

OK Roughneck

quote:

when I worked on drilling rigs


Name checks out
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
5986 posts
Posted on 9/13/22 at 11:50 am to
Y'all are sweet. Thanks for the suggestions and well wishes
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