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re: Sleep apnea test tonight

Posted on 2/21/18 at 10:54 pm to
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63309 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 10:54 pm to
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I had one last year, and they woke me at 1 AM and put a mask on me


holy hell, man! you must have been damn near dead every night for them to do something like that.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60171 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 10:56 pm to
They hooked me up to the machine and then the janitor came and unplugged me in the middle of the night and I couldnt breathe
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 10:57 pm to
Start fapping
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 10:58 pm to
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No chicks except for the other unlucky patient.

Cuddle up
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60171 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 11:01 pm to
I got diagnosed with CPAP disease and I stopped drinking cokes and did a few crunches every day and I was miraculously cured
Posted by List Eater
Htown
Member since Apr 2005
23706 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 11:12 pm to
seems pretty late to hook you up now because it takes about 30 minutes and then they're going to wake you up about 5am. ask for the nose pillows, not a mask.
Posted by zx24
Member since May 2014
492 posts
Posted on 2/21/18 at 11:16 pm to
Nothing will wake you up faster with a CPAP than the electricity going out at your house. I couldn't do the full mask, so I use the nasal pillows. Also, do your research on the CPAP machine before getting fitted. Your insurance will pay for whatever CPAP machine you want. The DME is going to try to give you the cheapest one, but the insurance code and reimbursement is the same no matter which one you get. Most people don't realize that and take what ever piece of shite machine they give you.
Posted by Wishnitwas1998
where TN, MS, and AL meet
Member since Oct 2010
64569 posts
Posted on 2/22/18 at 12:33 am to
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Rub one out while the nurses watch


A friend in high school who was well known for being a porn addict (and looking back prolly addicted to rapping) actually admitted to doing this in a sleep apnea test

Should've seen his face when it was explained to his dumbass that they watch you the entire time
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
21820 posts
Posted on 2/22/18 at 1:26 am to
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Does anyone ever take these "tests" and NOT be told they have sleep apnea
I had to do a sleep study because of my insomnia. They could neither confirm nor deny I had sleep apnea because I didn’t go to sleep, but they certainly still charged me the full amount for the study.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 2/22/18 at 2:22 am to
How’s it going?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134318 posts
Posted on 2/22/18 at 2:38 am to
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Let me guess, your doctor suggested, because you snore, that you might have sleep apnea, right?


No, more like I quit breathing for stretches

My wife corroborates that. She was the one who talked me into getting the sleep study done in the first place.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134318 posts
Posted on 2/22/18 at 2:39 am to
quote:

Does anyone ever take these "tests" and NOT be told they have sleep apnea?



Yes. Pretty frequently.
Posted by AU66
Northport Al
Member since Sep 2006
3314 posts
Posted on 2/22/18 at 3:59 am to
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I'm convinced this is a racket. Let me guess, your doctor suggested, because you snore, that you might have sleep apnea, right?


Definently not a racket, one day while doing some some strenous work my bp went from 120/80 to 220/120 in a matter of minutes, went to the ER thinking i was having a heart attack. These events continued for a year, i became so sick i could hardly work, spent all my weekends sitting in my recluner under a blanket i was just just so weak and sick.. finally had a cardiologist tell me i bet its apnea.. my test results were some of the worst they had ever seen. My heart was failing... got my cpap took a couple of months to recover to 100%
This post was edited on 2/22/18 at 4:04 am
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23354 posts
Posted on 2/22/18 at 4:57 am to
How did the test go?
Posted by GoHoGsGo06
Member since Nov 2006
5739 posts
Posted on 2/22/18 at 5:57 am to
My dad did this recently. He stopped breathing 52 times one night. The machine has has now is a lifesaver.
Posted by GAAtty70
Member since Nov 2015
905 posts
Posted on 2/22/18 at 6:14 am to
Before Sleep studies and CPAP:
- I snored
- Reportedly quit breathing 64 times an hour
- Tossed side to side all night long
- Had some mid day drowsiness
- Worn out by 9:30 every night

After
- I dont snore
- Generally quit breathing less than one time per hour
- Still toss side to side all night
- Mid day drowsiness is somewhat better
- Still worn out by 9:30
- Have $2 grand less than I did before
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
14628 posts
Posted on 2/22/18 at 6:16 am to
Do your research on the local DME companies. Call their office to make sure they answer the phone. My advice is to pick a long established local company that has a fully staffed office that you can visit for help, supplies, etc.

Try to avoid large National DME companies (apria, lincare, medsouth, etc.)
This post was edited on 2/22/18 at 6:22 am
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
26627 posts
Posted on 2/22/18 at 6:38 am to
My wife said that I snored and she noticed that I would stop breathing and then gasp for air every few minutes - and often wake up in the process. It was slightly better if I slept on my side.

I talked to my PCP about it. He sent me to a pulmonologist. One of the first things he did was measure my neck. I am a big, barrel-chested guy and often joke about not having a neck, since it looks like my head is mounted directly onto my shoulders. Turns out that sleep apnea is common for people like that.

In November, I finally did a take home study that recorded my breathing, heart rate, and blood-oxygen level. It was a bit of a pain but I eventually fell asleep on my side. It recorded over 34 disruptions per hour, which is over the threshold for "severe" sleep apnea. It would have been worse if I slept on my back.

The doctor claims that it is nowhere near the worst he has seen.

I now have an auto CPAP that alternates between 5 and 15 pounds of pressure. It's an absolute bitch to travel with because it takes up luggage space, but I actually wake up refreshed if I have 6-7 uninterrupted hours to use it.

I find that I no longer just drown in exhaustion by 3PM. I almost never wake up in the middle of the night, my BP is better, my mood is improved, and I feel like a light was turned back on. I can ease off the caffeine and still be productive, and no longer risk falling asleep during a movie, riding in the car, or sitting on a plane. I have solid energy to work out after work now.

I had no idea how bad it was until I experienced sleep with that CPAP. It may have been 3-4 years since I had real sleep. I don't want to sleep without it again. It was a game changer for me.

Maybe not related....I'm also losing a little weight without even really trying.
This post was edited on 2/22/18 at 6:52 am
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
26627 posts
Posted on 2/22/18 at 6:40 am to
I honestly never realized how important real sleep is to our health. I always thought I had good sleep. Before the CPAP, I could probably "sleep" for 10 hours and still wake up exhausted.

I was reluctant to get one, but a guy I worked with on a project in Toronto insisted that I try it. I'm glad I listed to him (and my wife).
Posted by anewguy
BR
Member since Mar 2017
1239 posts
Posted on 2/22/18 at 6:50 am to
I’ve got the auto setting one as well. Have had a cpap for years now and don’t ever travel without it. It really is a game Changer but not the end all be all.
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