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Posted on 5/13/19 at 10:46 pm to Legion of Doom
You could just fart in the room. That’s good for a laugh. In all seriousness, best wishes for your dad. Try not to fart when the nurses are in with y’all though. They don’t like that game.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:17 pm to Legion of Doom
Hope your dad gets better soon. BTW, my MIL had me take her to a Mexican restaurant and then to shop at a mall. Of the 800 or so steps I took I farted for 600 steps - easily.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:21 pm to burdman
that is fantastic
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:24 pm to Legion of Doom
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Any of you baws got a good fart story?
One morning my gf at the time (now wife of 10 years) was up getting ready for work, and I was still in bed and let one rip. It sounded exactly like a duck. After a few seconds of hesitation and processing, she asks "quack?!"
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:26 pm to Legion of Doom
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:27 pm to Legion of Doom
Lookup touchtone terrorist angry janitor on youtube
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:28 pm to Legion of Doom
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Legion of Doom
LoD.
Just read your dad the bottom bros threads. He’ll get a kick out of them. Bonus points for father/son bonding over trashy prostitute ax wound and tiny tit pics.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:29 pm to Yewkindewit
quote:When that happens I have to wonder how amazing it would be if it all escaped in one fart.
Of the 800 or so steps I took I farted for 600 steps
Relatedly, I love it when I fart so long that I start laughing at it before it's done, so then it starts sputtering.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:37 pm to fallguy_1978
My dad just turned 70 this past weekend. He walks slower. His hair is graying, and his skin on his arms is more wrinkly. He had a blood clot in his leg about 8 years ago. He’s been on blood thinners since then.
He’s healthy otherwise, but I find myself randomly worrying at times. Is that normal?
He’s healthy otherwise, but I find myself randomly worrying at times. Is that normal?
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:42 pm to TexasTiger08
Yes. You love him. Getting old sucks. Enjoy times with him while he’s still here.
Posted on 5/13/19 at 11:52 pm to TexasTiger08
Mine just turned 70 also. He’s aged a lot in the past two years. I was born when he was 20 so he’s never been old to me-if that makes sense. He’s always been full of life but now it seems he lives to go to doctors appointments. Sucks.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 1:10 am to Legion of Doom
At the ER with the elderly in-laws tonight, too. One patient, one devoted spouse. Still good moments except for the family members who don't mind calling from their comfortable beds to tell me how to do things better.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 1:20 am to ANewFlame
Hang in there man. Prayers for your family
Posted on 5/14/19 at 1:28 am to ANewFlame
quote:You should seriously consider revising this sentence, here’s a suggestion:
Still good moments except for the family members who don't mind calling from their comfortable beds to tell me how to do things better.
“I am still enjoying my time with my in-laws except when some other of their relatives call from the comfort of their own beds to suggest better methodologies with regards about them to me.”
I’m kidding of course.
Props to you. You are doing the Lord’s work with them.
OP:
A pic that always makes me chortle-
Posted on 5/14/19 at 2:09 am to soccerfüt
Who needs fart jokes when there are better methodologies for family planning?
Posted on 5/14/19 at 2:56 am to Legion of Doom
What kind of bees make milk?
Boo bees
Boo bees
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:28 pm to Spasweezy
quote:
Try not to fart when the nurses are in with y’all though. They don’t like that game.
Nurses are the queens of crop dusting. I know one who told me that she and her nurse coworkers do it and blame the smell on the patients. Don’t let them fool you. Lol
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:32 pm to Legion of Doom
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Sitting in the ER with my Dad again
Could use a laugh. Any of you baws got a good fart story?
It is not nice or wise to fart while someone is performing a rectal exam in the ER this time of night.
Posted on 5/15/19 at 11:33 pm to Legion of Doom
Not a fart joke but it relates to butts.
A few minutes ago I got banned from Facebook for 30 days again (last time was the day after our loss to A&M for calling them frickin Faqqies. The q's don't fool them admins). Anyhoots I posted this last week on an SEC Facebook post congratulating the Fla Gators Softball Team. Someone reported me!
My friends will be laughing at me for the next 30.
Enjoy.
A few minutes ago I got banned from Facebook for 30 days again (last time was the day after our loss to A&M for calling them frickin Faqqies. The q's don't fool them admins). Anyhoots I posted this last week on an SEC Facebook post congratulating the Fla Gators Softball Team. Someone reported me!
My friends will be laughing at me for the next 30.
Enjoy.
This post was edited on 5/16/19 at 12:14 am
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