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Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:28 pm
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:28 pm
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With Valentine’s Day approaching, is there anything more romantic than having sex with your partner in broad daylight in front of a Wendy’s as motorists pass by on a busy highway? According to police, Demetria Wilson, 53, and Tymario Merrell, 29, were caught in the act Saturday afternoon in Clearwater, Florida. Officer Parker Moody reported spotting Wilson and Merrell laying on the ground “behind the bus stop in view of the busy highway.” The bus stop is in front of a Wendy’s restaurant and adjacent to U.S. Highway 19. Wilson, unencumbered by pants, was on her right side “with her buttocks facing” her partner. “Merrell’s pants were pulled down” and he was in a “turgid” state as he “repetitively” engaged with Wilson. The couple was busted and charged with performing an unnatural and lascivious act. Wilson and Merrell, both of whom have lengthy rap sheets, remain locked up in lieu of, respectively, $150 and $500 bond. They have each pleaded not guilty to the misdemeanor charge.
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Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:29 pm to arseinclarse
Tymario has terrible taste.
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:32 pm to arseinclarse
True love
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:32 pm to arseinclarse
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:35 pm to arseinclarse
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Wilson and Merrell, both of whom have lengthy rap sheets, remain locked up in lieu of, respectively, $150 and $500 bond.
Can you imagine staying in jail over a misdemeanor and $150 in bail money?
She must love it in the clink.
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:35 pm to arseinclarse
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The couple was busted and charged with performing an unnatural and lascivious act.
Two animals frickin in public ain't exactly unnatural.
This post was edited on 2/12/25 at 6:42 pm
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:38 pm to Funky Tide 8
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Two animals frickin in public ain't exacy unnatural.
Sounds like it was anal. Just to make this story even more completely disgusting
This post was edited on 2/12/25 at 5:40 pm
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:39 pm to arseinclarse
I thought this was America?
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:40 pm to Funky Tide 8
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was on her right side
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:41 pm to arseinclarse
Which one is the female?
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:42 pm to Yesca11
I really thought that was 2 dudes.
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:44 pm to arseinclarse
Did Tymario at least get to finish?
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:45 pm to arseinclarse
That is a hard 29 years.
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:47 pm to arseinclarse
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Wilson, unencumbered by pants, was on her right side “with her buttocks facing” her partner.
We used to call that the "lazy dog" position.
ETA Wait, no. The "lazy dog" has Wilson on her back and me on my right side. This is some strange, new sex position.
This post was edited on 2/12/25 at 5:48 pm
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:48 pm to arseinclarse
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Wilson, unencumbered by pants, was on her right side “with her buttocks facing” her partner.
Posted on 2/12/25 at 5:50 pm to arseinclarse
The real question is will the Wendy’s social media team run with this?
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:00 pm to arseinclarse
I've seen better at closing time.
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:07 pm to Bestbank Tiger
That meow meow on fire
Posted on 2/12/25 at 6:48 pm to arseinclarse
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