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re: ‘Shiny’ geometric mystery object spotted on Mars

Posted on 3/15/26 at 10:04 am to
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
2111 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 10:04 am to
So, we can find a teeny small item on an entire planet, meanwhile, I cannot find my wife’s purse to get her keys in my ‘entire’ living room.

Life ain’t fair.
Posted by TheRealTigerHorn
Member since Jun 2023
457 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 10:10 am to
I think it's Skippy's mentally deficient cousin. They were all supposed to be beer can shaped, but this one was late production after all the line workers knew they were being laid off. IYKYK
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73136 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 10:17 am to
It's just a piece from a weather balloon.
Posted by williamfrench3559
Member since Mar 2026
128 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 10:18 am to
Mepps!!
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
48109 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 10:42 am to
They were “PVC” piping way before LSU
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
25037 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

Sabot round I fired on the tank range


Shorty.
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7952 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 12:28 pm to
Martian beer can.
Posted by FCP
Delta State Univ. - Fightin' Okra
Member since Sep 2010
5184 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 1:59 pm to
quote:

cannot find my wife’s purse to get her key
Hell, even when I find the purse, it’s 50/50 whether I’m gonna be able to fish that janitor-sized keychain out from all the other stuff in her purse. I’ve legit declared the keys lost, only to have Mrs. FCP deftly retrieve them from that miniature storage facility she carries on her shoulder.
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
58460 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 2:26 pm to
and if you look at it carefully, you will see it lines up perfectly with Orion's Belt during the Winter Solstice.

Also check its angle to the pyramids on Mars. Not a coincidence.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
75458 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 2:37 pm to
quote:

A party hat-shaped object spotted on Mars
Probably a Martian Party Hat.

Occam’s Razor works on Mars too.
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10385 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 2:56 pm to
More BS from NASA.
Posted by FearlessFreep
Baja Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
20128 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 2:57 pm to
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That's the safety cap from a Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.
paradoxically, the “safety cap” on the Q-36 is what makes it Explosive

hence the lack of an Earth-shattering kaboom
Posted by SundayFunday
Member since Sep 2011
10444 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 3:05 pm to
They ‘admit’ they test their rovers in the closest environment possible to where they’ll be active?

The crooks!
Posted by Out da box
Member since Feb 2018
959 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 3:08 pm to
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Posted by Love me some Les
Member since Mar 2014
291 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 3:55 pm to
Was it a round out/round over
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122356 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 6:13 pm to
I knew I forgot something
Posted by mailman85
Kentucky
Member since Mar 2013
331 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:11 pm to
Avi Loeb is a shill
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38884 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:27 pm to
quote:

More BS from NASA.
this
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
31574 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:56 pm to
Solo cup from a Martian kegger
Posted by PotatoChip
Member since May 2014
5217 posts
Posted on 3/15/26 at 8:57 pm to
Probably something that got loose from a space station or satellite out of the atmosphere
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