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re: She's Out of My League

Posted on 2/16/24 at 2:32 pm to
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Member since Jun 2020
41881 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 2:32 pm to
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No man ever married a woman because of her credentials. or status like women do.

Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11073 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 2:40 pm to
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Only when it’s a grift.
Posted by Salty Morton
Member since Jan 2024
331 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 2:52 pm to
Yes, many years ago I sold a BMW to a couple, and the man was paralyzed from the chest down. His wife was super hot. She was well educated and had a fantastic job herself. They both made big money.

Both of them are really cool people. He was paralyzed when she married him. He had been paralyzed in an automobile accident a few years before they married. They were married for several years. Probably more than 10. She eventually left him, and yes it was for another man.

Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15790 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 2:52 pm to
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Women HAVE to pick wisely or they are screwed.


It’s remarkable you have never met a successful woman. How old are you and where do you live?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53061 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 2:53 pm to
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It's not quite the same, but one of my best friends had this fatty friend around him toward the end of college. Next thing I know, she lost like 50 lbs, they are dating, and now married like 25 years. And she has kept it off for the most part. Moral to the story, you can convert a fatty to a decent wife.

Fat hands typed this
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11073 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 2:54 pm to
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successful woman

Define.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15790 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 2:55 pm to
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Define


It this context, a woman that doesn’t HAVE to pick the right man to get through life
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41881 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 2:57 pm to
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Define
really
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78798 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 2:57 pm to
* Simp angrily enters conversation…
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
3792 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 3:12 pm to
Ed O looks like a gas house gorilla.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52743 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 3:30 pm to
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My wife, on a 1-10 scale, is twice my number. Not sure what either number is, but she's twice as hot as me, that part I do know

And after several kids and over a decade married, she's still hot (and a great mom). I don't deserve her.



Don't say that, you deserve her. She obviously thinks you are attractive.
Posted by lsurulz1515
Member since Mar 2007
5687 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 3:32 pm to
He gets money from the government.
She doesn't have to have sex with him.
Major tax breaks with the ADA.
Gets to park in front where ever she goes.
She milks it for 500000 followers


Sounds like He's out of her league
Posted by jrodLSUke
Premium
Member since Jan 2011
22206 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 4:01 pm to
He could clearly do better.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22116 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 4:12 pm to
I've seen these guys in YouTube. He seems like a genuinely funny guy, great attitude considering his situation. But there's no way she isn't get it on the side.

No chance in hell. She's really good looking too.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90732 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 4:16 pm to
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Next thing I know, she lost like 50 lbs, they are dating, and now married like 25 years. And she has kept it off for the most part. Moral to the story, you can convert a fatty to a decent wife.


This is the way. I know a girl I fricked drink a few times who was pretty thick and wanted to date. I never would and now I’m married and I saw recently she lost all the weight and is in top shape and hot as frick. Works out every day. I’m like dammit
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
3485 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 4:17 pm to
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Money - A girl will F#$K any guy that gives her money.



Fame might be an even more powerful aphrodisiac than money… years ago i remember hanging out at a bar i frequented when this guy came in who was on this reality tv show that was being aired at that time called ‘Beauty and the Geek’ or somehting like that.. they basically matched these weird nerdy dudes with women who were 10s and 11s, it was a train wreck.. anyway this one guy from the show walks in, the most awkward guy youve ever seen in ur life- and all the hot women in the bar FLOCKED to him.. he was drowning in it all night.. he’s long been forgotten and probably broke, but he left with two or three of the best looking women in the bar that night .
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22116 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 4:18 pm to
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I fricked drink a few times


Is this like American Pie, but with a drink? Did you screw a mocha latte?

quote:

I’m like dammit


Did your wife fall apart or something?
Posted by VetteGuy
Member since Feb 2008
28222 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 4:28 pm to
All my wives were out of my league...

(Welll, not the first one)
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
36115 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 4:45 pm to
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Alice Eve is near perfect in that movie

Came here looking for her…
Posted by Motownsix
Boise
Member since Oct 2022
1982 posts
Posted on 2/16/24 at 4:58 pm to
Every Ole Miss couple I have ever met.
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