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re: Sheriff Grady Judd: Man nabbed in Polk County Florida, with coffee tumbler in his rectum
Posted on 10/9/25 at 9:24 am to facher08
Posted on 10/9/25 at 9:24 am to facher08
Guys...guys. how rude of you to jump to conclusions.
Maybe he swallowed it originally and this is just the end result of that. There's probably a perfectly fine cup of coffee still warm inside that cup.
Maybe he swallowed it originally and this is just the end result of that. There's probably a perfectly fine cup of coffee still warm inside that cup.
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Posted on 10/9/25 at 9:25 am to stout
Florida for ya.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 10:07 am to stout
Rectum? Damn near killed 'im.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 10:13 am to ChatGPT of LA
This is what happens when people misunderstand what Kopi Luwak coffee is.
The beans have been through a bird’s digestive system and come out its arse already. You don’t shove the coffee back up your arse.
The beans have been through a bird’s digestive system and come out its arse already. You don’t shove the coffee back up your arse.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 10:33 am to SallysHuman
quote:
This man is fantastic
That's my sheriff.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 10:35 am to stout
“Was he nekkid or buck nekkid?”
That’s great
That’s great
Posted on 10/9/25 at 10:38 am to Hangit
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That's my sheriff.
Daggum you’re lucky… Mine isn’t nearly half as awesome.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 10:39 am to stout
So many questions. But chief among them is he mentioned thy took the guy to the hospital and that they had to “find a specialist” to remove the thermos.
I have to ask, what sort of specialist is this?
And what exactly would lead someone to want to go though the time, effort, and expense of college and medical school and specialize is the removal of foreign objects from people’s arse?
I have to ask, what sort of specialist is this?
And what exactly would lead someone to want to go though the time, effort, and expense of college and medical school and specialize is the removal of foreign objects from people’s arse?
Posted on 10/9/25 at 12:21 pm to Philzilla2k
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Must really like coffee.
And arse play
Posted on 10/9/25 at 12:30 pm to Darth_Vader
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I have to ask, what sort of specialist is this?
Proctologist, possibly with a surgical background. How do you not figure that out on your own?
Posted on 10/9/25 at 12:54 pm to Darth_Vader
It's a burgeoning specialty
Posted on 10/9/25 at 12:59 pm to MoarKilometers
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Proctologist, possibly with a surgical background. How do you not figure that out on your own?
It was a joke, not a dick. Don’t take it so hard.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 1:17 pm to Ghost of Colby
Probably had incentive to figure it out because it was a Yeti.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 1:18 pm to stout
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Sheriff Grady Judd: Man nabbed in Polk County Florida, with coffee tumbler in his rectum
quote:ew
Sheriff Grady Judd: Man nabbed in Polk County Florida, with coffee tumbler in his rectum
something shitty is always brewing in FL
Posted on 10/9/25 at 2:21 pm to PhilipMarlowe
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Don’t you mean Klark Kent?
No
Once Klark Kent took off his glasses and changed into his cape, he could force that coffee tumbler into your rectum, with ease
Posted on 10/9/25 at 3:49 pm to ChatGPT of LA
"One in a million shot, doc."
Posted on 10/9/25 at 3:56 pm to stout
Could have been me if I liked coffee.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 4:03 pm to stout
Bucket naked
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