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Sheriff Grady Judd: Man nabbed in Polk County Florida, with coffee tumbler in his rectum
Posted on 10/9/25 at 8:25 am
Posted on 10/9/25 at 8:25 am
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Posted on 10/9/25 at 8:27 am to stout
I don't see how a coffee tumbler would fit in a person's rectum unless it was stretched out from the insertion of other things.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 8:30 am to LRB1967
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I don't see how a coffee tumbler would fit in a person's rectum unless it was stretched out from the insertion of other things.
Go to the poliboard and ask VOR or TBoy how they do it
Posted on 10/9/25 at 8:31 am to stout
This man is fantastic... I love watching his clips. 
Posted on 10/9/25 at 8:31 am to stout
It was a Stanley....
Posted on 10/9/25 at 8:32 am to stout
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Go to the poliboard and ask VOR or TBoy how they do it
Don’t you mean Klark Kent?
This post was edited on 10/9/25 at 8:33 am
Posted on 10/9/25 at 8:40 am to stout
He didn't know when administering a coffee enema, you're supposed to take the coffee out of the cup. Simple mistake.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 8:41 am to stout
I see nothing wrong with this
Posted on 10/9/25 at 8:43 am to stout
I like this sheriff. He is actually pretty funny.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 8:43 am to stout
Florida has done nothing but import low-value people. The amount of ghetto being built is disgusting. Given the state is economically depressed, what do we do? Import poor scum and behave like a third-world shithole country. Problem solved? Not exactly.
If Florida is so law and order oriented why is this guy out of jail and naked in a park bathroom? It’s embarassing. Comedy hour isn’t that funny when you are witnessing the wholesale destruction of a community you have been a part of for a long time. The foreclosures can’t come soon enough. It is time for animals like this to go do drugs back in the rustbelt again folks. If we wanted Portland we’d move to Portland. But alas Portland seems hell bent on coming to Florida.
Edit: All the downvotes must be from the Destin vacation and Disney crowd.
If Florida is so law and order oriented why is this guy out of jail and naked in a park bathroom? It’s embarassing. Comedy hour isn’t that funny when you are witnessing the wholesale destruction of a community you have been a part of for a long time. The foreclosures can’t come soon enough. It is time for animals like this to go do drugs back in the rustbelt again folks. If we wanted Portland we’d move to Portland. But alas Portland seems hell bent on coming to Florida.
Edit: All the downvotes must be from the Destin vacation and Disney crowd.
This post was edited on 10/9/25 at 1:39 pm
Posted on 10/9/25 at 8:44 am to stout
That dude is slowly becoming my new favorite sheriff.... 
Posted on 10/9/25 at 8:48 am to Hangover Haven
Yall need to check this girl out. People will call her "racist", but she says some pretty funny shite..
Posted on 10/9/25 at 8:50 am to stout
His press conference detailing the arrest of a guy for soliciting a female prostitute a few weeks ago was a classic.
From informing the horny guy afterwards that the ugly woman he tried to pay was a man, to warning the public about criminals pretending to be women, was comedic gold.
From informing the horny guy afterwards that the ugly woman he tried to pay was a man, to warning the public about criminals pretending to be women, was comedic gold.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 8:53 am to Athis
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It was a Stanley....
"We want to help you do things right!"
Posted on 10/9/25 at 8:55 am to stout
Legitimately curious how they got it out. Any OT doctors care to chime in?
Posted on 10/9/25 at 9:03 am to stout
The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your bum!
Posted on 10/9/25 at 9:06 am to Saint Alfonzo
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The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your bum!
Posted on 10/9/25 at 9:08 am to stout
Also begs the question, why were they just gonna let him walk with a simple trespass? Dude was clearly a public threat and they'd have known about all his priors if they just ran his info. Sheriff should be scrutinized for why they are letting deranged criminals wander the streets.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 9:16 am to stout
Must really like coffee.
Posted on 10/9/25 at 9:22 am to FearTheFish
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Legitimately curious how they got it out. Any OT doctors care to chime in?
The sheriff stated the guy was lucky the hospital was able to find a specialist, and the chore was still difficult for that specialist.
That’s in Florida! They have specialists in a wide variety of of fields to deal with Florida Man, and this guy almost stumped them.
They don’t teach tumbler arse in medical schools.
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