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She needs to pass the Smell Test

Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:16 pm
Posted by gizmoflak
Member since May 2007
11866 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:16 pm
If your woman doesn't love your smell, then the two of you are not compatible for the long term. Period.



And by "smell" I mean your natural body/armpit odor when not wearing deodorant. If your SO ever complains about it then DO NOT under any circumstances put a ring on her finger. It is not meant to be.

Verily, I speak the Truth. The capital-T Truth. Go against this advice at your own peril.




NOTE: the above theorem is not applicable to random thots
Posted by Bunk Moreland
Member since Dec 2010
70052 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:17 pm to
You gotta check her oil, too.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:17 pm to
This is gross
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
69667 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:18 pm to
You have to love her smell too. Even if she’s one of those girls with a very odiferous cooch.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18395 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:18 pm to
Mrs.Hogwarts likes how I smell. Must work out
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71180 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:19 pm to
Posted by ruzil
WNC
Member since Feb 2012
18462 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:20 pm to
Since we are talking about body odors I love to walk behind one of the girls at work and sniff a couple of times and just walk away.

It drives them crazy, but not the good crazy.
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3782 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:20 pm to
But must she also love the smell of your taint after a long summer day?
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

I love to walk behind one of the girls at work and sniff a couple of times and just walk away. It drives them crazy, but not the good crazy.


weirdo
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17460 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:22 pm to
This smells like a pecker thread.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34325 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:24 pm to
$100 days the OP is Italian
Posted by OnePercent
Member since Sep 2016
231 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:24 pm to
Dude, you're not Pecker
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31592 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:25 pm to
I agree that smell is important.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

This is gross


Why? You know we are animals too! We just so happen to have a bit higher IQ then most animals.

So, you saying you NEVER passed a fart in front of your SO? If you haven't, you loose.
Posted by Huey Lewis
BR
Member since Oct 2013
5167 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:27 pm to
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This post was edited on 9/26/20 at 8:30 pm
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102351 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:27 pm to
Take a fricking shower stinky hippie.
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
23120 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:28 pm to
Are you 16?
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:29 pm to
Wood 100%. Dat arse. Hell, I'm not even a arse man, BUT dat arse.
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10130 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:29 pm to
What if someone can't even pass their own smell test?

Should they just kill themself at that point?
Posted by Christopher Columbo
Member since Jun 2015
3159 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:37 pm to
It’s true. I met my wife by sniffing her bicycle seat.
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