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re: She needs to pass the Smell Test
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:37 pm to fishfighter
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:37 pm to fishfighter
Pretty sure everyone gets used to their SO's smell.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:38 pm to gizmoflak
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She needs to pass the Smell Test
I prefer the car door test from A Bronx Tale.
Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.
Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.
This post was edited on 10/11/18 at 8:40 pm
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:43 pm to Huey Lewis
Hey, will try that next time. 
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:46 pm to Tester1216
Still there has to be some truth.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:50 pm to Tester1216
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This is gross
Smell you later.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:53 pm to Kcrad
I smell amazing...
At least me SO thinks so.
At least me SO thinks so.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:55 pm to jflsufan
I <3 that movie.
This whole thread is repulsive.
This whole thread is repulsive.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:57 pm to fishfighter
quote:
you loose.
Sigh.. why is it so hard?
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:57 pm to Tester1216
I bet you do.
I smell of leather and rich mahogany.
I smell of leather and rich mahogany.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:59 pm to Kcrad
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leather and rich mahogany.
Just naturally?
Posted on 10/11/18 at 9:00 pm to Slagathor
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This whole thread is repulsive.
So are some people’s smells .
I love the smell of a woman’s hair when she’d just out the shower and it’s just barely done being dried.
I could bury my face in a full head of hair and just get lost.
If a woman smells gross I just can’t hack it for long
Posted on 10/11/18 at 9:00 pm to gizmoflak
What if her butt smells like butt?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 9:02 pm to Kcrad
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I smell of leather and rich mahogany.
I’ve been told I smell of pipe smoke, smoked meat, salt and lightning.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 9:06 pm to Tester1216
Good God, jus wash your asses no less then once a day, twice better and live your life. Is that so hard?
Posted on 10/11/18 at 9:06 pm to Tester1216
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smell amazing...
At least me SO thinks so.
I guess you pass the smell test then.
Posted on 10/11/18 at 9:06 pm to Kcrad
I can’t say the same. I love a good smelling bath product and perfume.
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