Started By
Message

re: She needs to pass the Smell Test

Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:37 pm to
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10822 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:37 pm to
Pretty sure everyone gets used to their SO's smell.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:38 pm to
This is gross




Posted by jflsufan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Mar 2013
5251 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

She needs to pass the Smell Test


I prefer the car door test from A Bronx Tale.

Alright, listen to me. You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her.

Listen to me, kid. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.
This post was edited on 10/11/18 at 8:40 pm
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:43 pm to
Hey, will try that next time.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:46 pm to
Still there has to be some truth.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68346 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:50 pm to
quote:

This is gross



Smell you later.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:53 pm to
I smell amazing...



At least me SO thinks so.
Posted by Slagathor
Makin' jokes about your teeny tiny
Member since Jul 2007
39015 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:55 pm to
I <3 that movie.

This whole thread is repulsive.
Posted by I-H8-BAMA
Benton, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2013
10427 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:57 pm to
quote:

you loose.


Sigh.. why is it so hard?
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68346 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:57 pm to
I bet you do.



I smell of leather and rich mahogany.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:58 pm to
I didn’t even bother
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 8:59 pm to
quote:

leather and rich mahogany.


Just naturally?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

This whole thread is repulsive.



So are some people’s smells .


I love the smell of a woman’s hair when she’d just out the shower and it’s just barely done being dried.
I could bury my face in a full head of hair and just get lost.

If a woman smells gross I just can’t hack it for long
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73741 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 9:00 pm to
What if her butt smells like butt?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
151005 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 9:02 pm to
I thought pecker died
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135028 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 9:02 pm to
quote:

I smell of leather and rich mahogany.



I’ve been told I smell of pipe smoke, smoked meat, salt and lightning.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68346 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 9:02 pm to
Of course.
Posted by fishfighter
RIP
Member since Apr 2008
40026 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 9:06 pm to
Good God, jus wash your asses no less then once a day, twice better and live your life. Is that so hard?
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10822 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 9:06 pm to
quote:

smell amazing... 



At least me SO thinks so.


I guess you pass the smell test then.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/11/18 at 9:06 pm to
I can’t say the same. I love a good smelling bath product and perfume.
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 4Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram