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Shark Rips Mans Penis off Man Dies

Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:30 am
Posted by golfntiger32
Ohio
Member since Oct 2013
12486 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:30 am
Damn hell of a way to go.

Sun UK
Posted by SwampTrash
Member since May 2017
450 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:32 am to
Sharks can be real dicks sometimes.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
77935 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:33 am to
yeah i'm not watching that
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166109 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:33 am to
if a shark ever bites my dick off, i'll sign a DNR with the quickness.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65665 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:33 am to
quote:

Rips Mans Penis


quote:

Man Dies


who would want to live?.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18893 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:33 am to
WTF Man? It’s a video? Nope. Nope. Nope.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26417 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:34 am to
and I thought a girlfriend with braces, back in the day, was bad...
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:34 am to
quote:

Shark completes gender reassignment surgery on man



Why is OP so bigoted?
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
56192 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:35 am to
Atheists should take note, God answers prayers.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39152 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:36 am to
Why would a guy be trying to get a bj from a shark anyway?
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
12740 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:38 am to
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Why would a guy be trying to get a bj from a shark anyway?
Call Jim McElwain and ask him.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
50703 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:39 am to
Did he atleast have the balls to fight back?
Posted by Captain Lafitte
Barataria Bay
Member since Nov 2012
6377 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:41 am to
Circumcision gone awry.
Posted by TheOcean
#honeyfriedchicken
Member since Aug 2004
42452 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:44 am to
Probably better to die after getting your genitals ripped off
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65506 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:44 am to
quote:

Shark Rips Mans Penis off Man Dies
I shot an elephant once in my pajamas.














What he was doing in my pajamas I'll never know....
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64378 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:45 am to
quote:

Why would a guy be trying to get a bj from a shark anyway?


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123887 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:48 am to
Talk about a toothy bj.
Posted by Cleanmatt
Who Dat Nation
Member since Oct 2010
2850 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 10:50 am to
Pretty sure that happened on an episode of Family Guy about a month ago.

Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
27335 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 11:01 am to
That's fatal fellatio
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16169 posts
Posted on 6/4/18 at 11:01 am to
Findu nuffin
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