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re: Shark Rips Mans Penis off Man Dies

Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:01 pm to
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:01 pm to
What a dick move by that shark
Posted by LSUGrad9295
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Member since May 2007
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 2:56 pm to
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What a dick move by that shark


Maybe the shark was being an assholes to one of his shark friends, who then told the first shark to "eat a dick". The 1st shark apparently was a very literal shark not versed in the nuances of metaphor and such and proceeded to do exactly what his friend told him to do.

I mean, maybe that's how it happened. I wasn't there. I'm just speculating.
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:32 pm to
I mean why go on after that?
Posted by Kyrie Eleison
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Member since Jul 2012
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:42 pm to
Posted by Chad504boy
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 3:47 pm to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 4:01 pm to
Damn. Gay hard leg threads usually only happen on that other board.
This post was edited on 6/4/18 at 4:02 pm
Posted by 62Tigerfan
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 4:27 pm to


"You're going to need a bigger dick"
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:29 pm to
frick the Sun! Trash tabloid paper. Not clicking that link.

#JFT96
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 6/4/18 at 5:31 pm to
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Shark Rips Mans Penis off


frick, that sucks.

quote:

Man Dies


Sadly probably for the better. I doubt I’d be fighting too hard after having my dick ripped off by a shark.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
38329 posts
Posted on 6/5/18 at 6:28 pm to
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"You're going to need a NEW dick"
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