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Share a secret that you wouldn’t tell anyone IRL
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:07 am
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:07 am
Back in the day when I was still a virgin, I prayed to Jesus to make me a girl just for one day. Just so I could see what it was like to play with boobs and vagina.
Then I woke up and got scared he would make it happen and I’d be stuck like that so I prayed to reverse it.
Then I woke up and got scared he would make it happen and I’d be stuck like that so I prayed to reverse it.
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Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:07 am to DustyDinkleman
Wow
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:08 am to DustyDinkleman
Have you told your shrink about this? That’s Freud-type stuff there, baw.
This post was edited on 9/2/18 at 11:09 am
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:09 am to DustyDinkleman
Yeah maybe you should pump the brakes on this sharing shite...
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:10 am to DustyDinkleman
I fathered a complete failure named dustydinkleman. I’m pretty sure he’s gay because when he was younger he kept sneaking off with his sisters underwear and mumbling something about becoming a girl
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:10 am to DustyDinkleman
.... and sometimes the healthiest thing to do is to bury certain thoughts deep, deep down inside and never speak of them ever again.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:11 am to DustyDinkleman
quote:I wish I could murder the OP
Share a secret that you wouldn’t tell anyone IRL
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:11 am to DustyDinkleman
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:12 am to DustyDinkleman
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:13 am to DustyDinkleman
i don't think anyone is topping that without implicating themselves in serious criminal activity.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:13 am to DustyDinkleman
You've come to the right place
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:15 am to DustyDinkleman
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:15 am to DustyDinkleman
quote:
so I prayed to reverse it.
Are you still bitter that he didn’t?
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:17 am to DustyDinkleman
quote:
Back in the day when I was still a virgin, I prayed to Jesus to make me a girl just for one day. Just so I could see what it was like to play with boobs and vagina.
This has to be a plot of a Will Ferrell movie.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:19 am to DustyDinkleman
I fricked the Styrofoam packing from a jambox ~1987.
Wait. I tell everyone that story. Carryon.
Wait. I tell everyone that story. Carryon.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:21 am to shinerfan
quote:
i don't think anyone is topping that without implicating themselves in serious criminal activity.
Are you stupid? We've all done the following.
1. Wished we were a chick for a day to reem our pussies with various objects.
2. Settled for tryin to suck our own dicks.
Right?
Right?
This post was edited on 9/2/18 at 11:22 am
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:21 am to DustyDinkleman
That’s...uhh...something
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:24 am to DustyDinkleman
quote:
Back in the day when I was still a virgin, I prayed to Jesus to make me a girl just for one day. Just so I could see what it was like to play with boobs and vagina.
Then I woke up and got scared he would make it happen and I’d be stuck like that so I prayed to reverse it.
This post was edited on 9/2/18 at 11:26 am
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:25 am to DustyDinkleman
This one time at band camp......
Posted on 9/2/18 at 11:28 am to DustyDinkleman
You’ve really never told anybody about that?
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