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re: Share a secret that you wouldn’t tell anyone IRL
Posted on 9/2/18 at 12:46 pm to LSUsuperfresh
Posted on 9/2/18 at 12:46 pm to LSUsuperfresh
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put on my sunglasses, and cried.
November 89. My first gf dumped me so I did what any rational 14 yr old would do... Walked 2 miles to her house in the rain crying and stealing some flowers from a yard along the way.
It didn't work and my friends mocked me with "Blame it on the Rain" for years.
As for her, eiffel towered her with a buddy 3 yrs later. Bitch.
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Posted on 9/2/18 at 12:47 pm to mikelbr
quote:is this every girl from Woodlawn?
As for her, eiffel towered her with a buddy 3 yrs later
Posted on 9/2/18 at 12:48 pm to DustyDinkleman
Wtf!?
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Back in the day when I was still a virgin, I prayed to Jesus to make me a girl just for one day. Just so I could see what it was like to play with boobs and vagina.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 12:50 pm to Rouge
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is this every girl from Woodlawn?
Many of em enjoyed it. But not very many with me. I didn't get a whole Lotta furburger in HS. My gf by Jr year was a huge cock blocker as she was a ghetto chicken and other whores were scared to talk to me.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 12:56 pm to mikelbr
The Eiffel Tower is underrated, for sure.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 12:59 pm to gazelles
What the m-effin effing fff
Posted on 9/2/18 at 1:00 pm to mikelbr
quote:should have played baseball. They were real good in the mid-90s
whole Lotta furburger in HS
Posted on 9/2/18 at 1:02 pm to DustyDinkleman
This is how I know you’re a government troll. You secretly have everyone’s personal information, and use this setting to get their even darker secrets.
Well played, NSA. Well played.
Well played, NSA. Well played.
This post was edited on 9/2/18 at 1:03 pm
Posted on 9/2/18 at 1:03 pm to DustyDinkleman
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog. When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! The worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then; this was horrible; all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!
Posted on 9/2/18 at 1:08 pm to DustyDinkleman
Every school dance from 6th grade through freshmen yr of HS, I was rock hard when I was grinding on chicks. They definitely felt it.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 1:09 pm to ThatMakesSense
15 years old is super young to get ED
Posted on 9/2/18 at 1:12 pm to DustyDinkleman
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Share a secret that you wouldn’t tell anyone IR
About every few months I research and start to set up a plan to move my family far away from Alabama mostly to pursue a selfish goal of mine. I rationalize it being best for all of us and it being a solution to many of our problems. I sometimes execute the plan almost to the point of completion (three times now with one actually moving to the place) but every time chicken out because it’s not financially sound. Because I’m in education and we don’t make any money or have any prospects to make money if we decide to move somewhere like out West from the Southeast.
And now I work a job that’s okay and financially sound but I’m dead inside and scream at my steering wheel three or four times a week to let out the pent up testosterone and wonder what the hell’s wrong with me and if every family man gets this way.
Man I’m not okay today.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 1:41 pm to DustyDinkleman
Great post
This post was edited on 10/14/18 at 12:10 pm
Posted on 9/2/18 at 1:45 pm to DustyDinkleman
Damn Brian, I can't wait to tell the guys this at the bbq tomorrow.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 2:24 pm to StringedInstruments
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And now I work a job that’s okay and financially sound but I’m dead inside and scream at my steering wheel three or four times a week to let out the pent up testosterone and wonder what the hell’s wrong with me and if every family man gets this way.
Your wife is going to leave you when she gets that big inheritance and I'm sure you know she doesn't have to split it with you.
Stop being selfish. your pipe dreams at Stanford are done. You're never gonna make money writing. Focus on teaching those kids who look to you to make sense of English(pun). Focus on your two little ones.
Run less, call her pretty more.
This post was edited on 9/2/18 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 9/2/18 at 2:40 pm to mikelbr
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Your wife
Hey now. She’s the one that started this today by waking up early to play with the budget to find a way to make it work. I was all good thinking about an Auburn win until she was feeling guilty. I talked her through it and assured her that all is well.
And I’m venting to y’all because the OT lounge has a musty old therapist chair in the corner.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 2:43 pm to StringedInstruments
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Hey now. She’s the one that started this today by waking up early to play with the budget to find a way to make it work. I was all good thinking about an Auburn win until she was feeling guilty. I talked her through it and assured her that all is well.
Where yall thinking of going? Another PhD program. Do it closer and cheaper. Isn't Ole Miss good at writing and shite?
Posted on 9/2/18 at 2:51 pm to mikelbr
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Where yall thinking of going? Another PhD program. Do it closer and cheaper. Isn't Ole Miss good at writing and shite?
It wouldn't be writing.
She gets hung up on the PhD program stuff because she thinks I gave it all up just to make her happy. I'm honestly over it but I don't know. Today started getting to me. I just want to explore away from here. She does too. We just haven't been able to make it work.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 3:33 pm to StringedInstruments
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She gets hung up on the PhD program stuff because she thinks I gave it all up just to make her happy. I'm honestly over it but I don't know. Today started getting to me. I just want to explore away from here. She does too. We just haven't been able to make it work.
Your team won last night, your kids are healthy, your parents like you, and your wife still likes you a little bit. Smile, motherfricker.
Posted on 9/2/18 at 3:36 pm to mikelbr
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Your team won last night, your kids are healthy, your parents like you, and your wife still likes you a little bit. Smile, motherfricker.
Ok fine.
Goddamnit.
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