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Shaq O'Neal is a Sheriff's Deputy in Metro Atlanta
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:16 pm
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:16 pm
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Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:18 pm to Kraut Dawg
Steven Seagal is a cop in Louisiana too, so watch out.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:18 pm to Kraut Dawg
They better give him an SUV
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:19 pm to The Ostrich
I think Segal was kicked out
Something about sexual harassment
Something about sexual harassment
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:21 pm to Kraut Dawg
He was a sheriff's deputy in a county in Florida for awhile.. Could you imagine getting stopped by him and not knowing its him at first?
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:22 pm to Kraut Dawg
Is that a Blazing Saddles picture?
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:23 pm to Hammertime
Pretty sure he's an EBR Parish reserve deputy too.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:25 pm to Kraut Dawg
What's the story of the painting and that rifle? Is that rifke on the wall the rifle in the painting?
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:30 pm to Kraut Dawg
I can out run him and he can't shoot for shite.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:33 pm to OweO
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Could you imagine getting stopped by him and not knowing its him at first?
No, I'm pretty sure I'd recognize the only seven foot tall cop in the area.
What's really weird is that black cowboy in the picture on the wall though.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:44 pm to foshizzle
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 2:01 pm
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:46 pm to Kraut Dawg
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Shaquille O' Neal
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Steven Seagal
Sounds like one hell of a buddy cop movie
This post was edited on 12/5/16 at 9:47 pm
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:49 pm to foshizzle
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What's really weird is that black cowboy in the picture on the wall though.
Give a brotha a rope wanna be a cowboy.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 9:51 pm to SEClint
Yeah but he could judo throw you to Starkville.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 10:36 pm to Kraut Dawg
I hope to god he never gets into a gun battle from the free throw line.
Posted on 12/5/16 at 11:18 pm to Kraut Dawg
Posted on 12/5/16 at 11:35 pm to Kraut Dawg
Clayton county. Could be bad news for him. Not quite as bad as south fulton I guess.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 12:14 am to MDTiger 13
Posted on 12/6/16 at 12:53 am to Kraut Dawg
From a traffic stop with Deputy Shaq-
(Walks up to the perp's vehicle)
Perp: "What seems to be the problem, Officer Kazaam?"
Dep. Big Aristotle: "I noticed you had a moving violation in the lane. And did I catch you carrying?"
Perp: "Bah-ha-ha-ha!!!"
Dep. MayorMcShaq: "Was that intentional? Don't make me go to the monitor."
Perp. "It's March 16th, how about a little leniency?"
Dep. Big Shamrock: "Granted, now go and sin no more my son."
tl/dr: It'd be hard to take him seriously as his persona has been so easygoing since he retired.
(Walks up to the perp's vehicle)
Perp: "What seems to be the problem, Officer Kazaam?"
Dep. Big Aristotle: "I noticed you had a moving violation in the lane. And did I catch you carrying?"
Perp: "Bah-ha-ha-ha!!!"
Dep. MayorMcShaq: "Was that intentional? Don't make me go to the monitor."
Perp. "It's March 16th, how about a little leniency?"
Dep. Big Shamrock: "Granted, now go and sin no more my son."
tl/dr: It'd be hard to take him seriously as his persona has been so easygoing since he retired.
Posted on 12/6/16 at 3:31 am to Kraut Dawg
He truly lives life to the fullest
I always admire his continuing to pursue different adventures in life and making a difference in the communities
He's also trying to get a free kids hospital in Louisiana
I always admire his continuing to pursue different adventures in life and making a difference in the communities
He's also trying to get a free kids hospital in Louisiana
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