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Sex Toys on a plane
Posted on 4/18/19 at 6:26 am
Posted on 4/18/19 at 6:26 am
What are the rules for vibrators etc on a plane? Asking for a friend...
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Posted on 4/18/19 at 6:28 am to slapnuts74
make sure it is firmly planted in your arse
Posted on 4/18/19 at 6:28 am to slapnuts74
Why not just buy it at your destination
Posted on 4/18/19 at 6:33 am to slapnuts74
quote:The NC-17 version of
Sex Toys on a plane
Posted on 4/18/19 at 6:41 am to slapnuts74
I am sick and tired of these muthafrickin dildos on this muthafrickin plane!
Posted on 4/18/19 at 7:01 am to slapnuts74
Just be sure to wrap it tightly in aluminum foil and put in your carry on,
Posted on 4/18/19 at 7:04 am to Tigerpaw123
Sex Toys on a plane
Posted by slapnuts
Checks out
Posted by slapnuts
Checks out
Posted on 4/18/19 at 7:06 am to slapnuts74
Posted on 4/18/19 at 7:07 am to slapnuts74
9 out of 10 times it’s an electric razor but every once in a while... it’s a dildo
Posted on 4/18/19 at 7:10 am to slapnuts74
quote:
What are the rules for vibrators etc on a plane? Asking for a friend...
Paul Allen/Tigerbait08
Posted on 4/18/19 at 7:12 am to cable
quote:Yep, drug mule it deep and you'll be fine.
make sure it is firmly planted in your arse
Posted on 4/18/19 at 7:16 am to slapnuts74
quote:
Narrator: Was it ticking?
Airport Security Officer: Actually, throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But ... every once in a while [looks around, leans in conspiratorially] ... it's a dildo. [leans back] Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never ... your dildo.
Narrator: I don't own a dildo!
Fight Club
Posted on 4/18/19 at 7:17 am to BayouBandit24
quote:
it’s a dildo
a lot of flight attendants carry pocket rockets with them, I had more than a few tell me they sometimes go to the lav inflight to "relieve stress"
Posted on 4/18/19 at 7:23 am to BayouBandit24
quote:
9 out of 10 times it’s an electric razor but every once in a while... it’s a dildo
Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
Posted on 4/18/19 at 7:24 am to slapnuts74
here's your attention.
Posted on 4/18/19 at 7:27 am to TIGERSTORM
quote:
Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
years ago they had to evacuate a terminal at O'Hare because the aircraft cleaners heard a buzzing noise in an over head bin, he opened it up and their was a flight attendant bag that the noise was coming from, he called security , who called the bomb squad, after a while the noise stopped, it was an electric dildo in one of the flight attendant's bags that somehow started and ran until the battery died, terminal was shutdown for several hours
This post was edited on 4/18/19 at 7:28 am
Posted on 4/18/19 at 7:47 am to slapnuts74
Just bring the vibrator and buy batteries at destination.
That's what my friend does.
That's what my friend does.
This post was edited on 4/18/19 at 7:48 am
Posted on 4/18/19 at 8:07 am to slapnuts74
I can’t really see how it’s anyones else’s business if you want to wear a vibrating butt plug while flying.
I mean, the way you masterbate os completely up to you. No one else should determine that. Be brave! Carry on
I mean, the way you masterbate os completely up to you. No one else should determine that. Be brave! Carry on
Posted on 4/18/19 at 10:07 am to TDsngumbo
quote:
I am sick and tired of these muthafrickin dildos on this muthafrickin plane!
All the while saying that to his mother?
Did I take that too far?
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